Ladies and Gentlemen, The Caps Rap

We at the Machine love dedicated fans who make stuff. Andrew Bowser, Michael Eller, Pedro Gonzalez & Pat Wood have created this fantastic video to bear tribute to what-we-consider-D.C.’s-only-remaining sports team.


Name-dropping galore and some great cameos by GMGM, Brooks, Matt, Nicky, and Mike! I personally think some time should have been spent discussing Chris Simon and the mortal-freaking-terror he evoked during his couple of seasons with the Caps. Either way, ain’t nothing wrong with trashing the Penguins in verse, especially since they’re currently beating our team 5-3 (in consecutive losses). Congrats to the filmmakers for terrific work.

Happy Monday, Caps fans!

  • Jordan

    It’s true that Penguins cry, however they cry tears of joy knowing that they beat the Caps and won the Stanley Cup. Also I’m not surprised that Ovechkin hasn’t gained any weight from eating Penguins, because his stomach handle sheer awesomeness that is a Penguin. There’s som uch more I can say but because I am polite, I will stop there.

    Also replying to the tweet about the WC, if they could set that up, that’d be so awesome.

  • That was the funniest/greatest/most stupendous thing I’ve seen in a while. Nicky looks like a pirate at the end! Love it!

  • It’s pretty sweet, I’ve gotta admit.

  • Monika

    Love Green’s black eye at the end of the rap. Can you make t-shirts that say THE BEST TEAM TO EVER PLAY THE SPORT OF HOCKEY IS THE WASHINGTON CAPITALS!!!

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