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On April 6, 2010, In Artwork, News, By Peter Hassett

It’s Jeff Schultz! +44

Oh, Sara Bae. You slay us.

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LOL.

Hilarity squared.
Times infinity.
Plus one.
BobbyG

LOL CUBED! I’m so ROFL I nearly split my sides.

LOL doesn’t even begin to describe my reaction to this rendition of Schultzie’s mug.
Dave

Rocky…Rooooooooad! Sloth LOVE Schultz!
Peter Hassett

@Dave

I had to read that 3 times, but then I got it. Still laughing.
Roberta

hmmmm.. this sort of artwork isn’t very flattering. i prefer the realistic drawings. but i guess it is a little funny.

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