It’s game day, Caps soldiers! We’re only a few minutes from puck drop, so we’ll keep this quick.
I’ve got a wedding on Friday, but I ain’t shaving. I’ve gotta grow this facial hair because I know that John Carlson and Nick Backstrom cannot. Way up in frozen Canadia, I feel certain that the Capitals know we’re at home supporting them. And by supporting, I mean we look like idiots.
Hey, how are the RMNB souljahz?
Bump-on-a-blog Ian Oland thanks BB for starting Varlamov.
Typing maven Peter Hassett has not so much a beard as a series of well-spaced whiskers.
Neil Greenberg could go from Top Gun fresh-face to The Last Samurai in 2 weeks, I’m sure.
Here’s an educational video for all your #beardpact-ers out there.
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