Comments on: Your Bad Joke of the Day http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2010/05/12/your-bad-joke-of-the-day/ A cheerfully demented Washington Capitals site with a healthy fixation on Alex Ovechkin and his Russian bros. CRASH THE NET! Fri, 24 May 2013 10:29:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 By: Christine Marie http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2010/05/12/your-bad-joke-of-the-day/#comment-2634 Christine Marie Fri, 14 May 2010 20:07:34 +0000 http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?p=4182#comment-2634 Boooo to this joke.

]]> By: BobbyG http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2010/05/12/your-bad-joke-of-the-day/#comment-2596 BobbyG Fri, 14 May 2010 00:14:36 +0000 http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?p=4182#comment-2596 I feel a little better about the Caps loss now because I realize the Habs win was no fluke. I salute the Canadiens and thank them with all my heart for disposing of Crybaby Crosby. Now I won’t have to agonize any more about the Pens winning a second consecutive Cup. Good-bye and good riddance to them and all their trollish fans who have been gloating on Caps boards for the past two weeks.

Has there been any word about Evegni Malkin joining Team Russia or Crosby joining Team Canada for the rest of the WC?

]]> By: Katie http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2010/05/12/your-bad-joke-of-the-day/#comment-2581 Katie Thu, 13 May 2010 13:03:02 +0000 http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?p=4182#comment-2581 I’m a huge Caps/Ovie fan but that is kind of funny. Feeling much better about our demise now that the Habs have knocked out the defending Cup champs. You have to respect the Habs.

]]> By: Katie http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2010/05/12/your-bad-joke-of-the-day/#comment-2562 Katie Wed, 12 May 2010 20:35:49 +0000 http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?p=4182#comment-2562 haha I’ve been told that joke at least 3 times at work. Obviously written by a Penguins fan. This is the Capitals fan retort (slightly cheesier, but whatever):

Crosby shares the latest joke about Ovi with bartender and whines, “Why all these about Ovi and nothing about me?”

The bartender says, “Don’t worry, he’s the one for you… Do you know what’s the difference between you and your bra?”

Crosby: “No.” Bartender: “The bra has two cups and you’ll never get another.”

ZING!

]]> By: Hittman http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2010/05/12/your-bad-joke-of-the-day/#comment-2561 Hittman Wed, 12 May 2010 19:01:46 +0000 http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?p=4182#comment-2561 I’d drink that.

]]> By: James http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2010/05/12/your-bad-joke-of-the-day/#comment-2560 James Wed, 12 May 2010 18:39:18 +0000 http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?p=4182#comment-2560 Joke is old. Just saying. Still crying.

]]> By: Peter Hassett http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2010/05/12/your-bad-joke-of-the-day/#comment-2559 Peter Hassett Wed, 12 May 2010 17:09:05 +0000 http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?p=4182#comment-2559 Michelle, that’s textbook Stockholm Syndrome.

]]> By: Michelle http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2010/05/12/your-bad-joke-of-the-day/#comment-2558 Michelle Wed, 12 May 2010 17:07:30 +0000 http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?p=4182#comment-2558 Watching and screaming Go Habs Go!!!!! The entire time. :)

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