Comments on: What Does Alex Ovechkin Look Like Minus 3 More Of His Teeth?

By: johnnyjacked

johnnyjacked — Thu, 10 May 2012 00:00:00 +0000

baby ur so beautiful

By: ovifan8

ovifan8 — Mon, 31 May 2010 21:15:23 +0000

The Onion got it right…..for once the got it right……….kinda

http://www.theonion.com/articles/alexander-ovechkin-loses-three-teeth-while-eating,10124/

By: Jessica

Jessica — Mon, 31 May 2010 20:47:49 +0000

The pictural evidence makes me feel like I’m in a horror movie. OVIE = Vamprie? OR ZOMBIE!!!!

My friends started laughing and stated in Spanish: El Ovechkin ahora es mas chimuelo que antes!
xD

By: IRockTheRed

IRockTheRed — Fri, 28 May 2010 13:10:37 +0000

Hockey players don’t do implants because of the risk of further damage to their jaw if/when they get hit in the face again. False teeth for eating, etc., is cool, but save the implants until you’re retired, Ovi.

By: M

Thu, 27 May 2010 12:19:31 +0000

Whatever, I still would.

By: Peter

Peter — Wed, 26 May 2010 20:54:23 +0000

@mcawful

Hahahaha

So far you’re batting 1000 on funny

By: mcawful

mcawful — Wed, 26 May 2010 19:19:59 +0000

They’re not missing teeth. They’re fucking speedholes.

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Wed, 26 May 2010 12:58:30 +0000

[...] Ovi lost teeth at the world championships. [Russian Machine Never Breaks] [...]

By: @MoniMaz

@MoniMaz — Wed, 26 May 2010 11:54:33 +0000

Great. Now Pens fans are gonna brag that Cindy has more teeth, too.

By: BobbyG

BobbyG — Wed, 26 May 2010 04:49:37 +0000

Uh, no thanks. The one missing upper tooth gives Ovie a rakish devilish look that enhances his charisma and charm. The three missing lowers makes him look like a homeless derelict, especially if he’s wearing those awful so-called designer jeans with all the holes and tears in them. Not only that, but he could have problems eating, plus his other teeth might start to grow together giving him a ghoulish vampirish look.

Ovie, if you’re reading this (highly unlikely but what the heck), fix the lowers and leave the missing upper alone except to put the one you have in once in a while (not in photos) to keep your smile intact. Trust me on this. If you don’t believe me, check out the photoshopped pics.