Sometimes there are moments when I check out the other talented writers in the Caps Blogosphere and am just absolutely blown away. And readers, this is one of those moments. A week ago, I noticed that Lucy Brown, the maven behind the blog “Hockey Is My Boyfriend,” came up with lyrics parodying Katy Perry’s “California Gurls.” The parody, which has an effusively positive tone unlike most HIMB posts (see: Sing Us A Song You Drunk Jerkface & The Dissection of Bad Jeans), combines everything I love all in one song: The Capitals, humor & random nudity.

It should go without saying, but if any of you can record or film this for us, you will be rewarded handsomely. I’d ask Peter, but he doesn’t look good in candy-themed three-part suits.

So without further adieu, please check out this year’s hot, new summer anthem: Capitals Boyz. Start that beat up, my nizzle.

Greetings Caps Fans,
let’s take a magical journey.

I know a place
Where Ovechkin always scores.
Brads will kick your ass
Then he’ll compost your garbage.
Drinkin’ Gatorade
Sitting on the bench at Kettler
Flash
is a ginger.
You know they have no souls.

You could travel the world
but nothing comes close to this NHL team.
Once you come to the Verizon Center
You’ll be falling in love
Ooooh oh oooh

Washington Capitals
They’re unforgettable
Awesome prospects
And great merchandise.
Backstrom’s on a diet
So watch your fingers!
Ooooh oh oooh.

Washington Capitals
They’re undeniable
Bondra, Kolzig, Hunter
Konawalchuk
DC represent
Now shout “Go Caps!”
Ooooh oh ooooh

Tom Poti
Likes to walk around shirtless.
Riding,
The zamboni
Boyd Gordon will rap for everyone

You could travel the world
but nothing comes close to this NHL team.
Once you come to the Verizon Center
You’ll be falling in love
Ooooh oh oooh

Washington Capitals
They’re unforgettable
Mike Green on offense
And Knuble fist pumps.
Brooks Laich will change
your tire on the parkway
Ooooh oh oooh.

Washington Capitals
They’re undeniable
Langway, Peake, Juneau
Calle Johansson
DC represent
Now shout “Go Caps!”
Ooooh oh ooooh

And if you’re still not sold on Lucy, she’s illustrated Andrew Gordon as a Keebler elf and did her own mock arbitration hearing for Flash, Judge-Judy-style. Awesome.

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