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	<title>Comments on: Semyon Varlamov Really Wants You To Attend Caps Convention</title>
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		<title>By: Alex Ovechkin&#8217;s New Glass Shattering Capital One Commercial</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2010/08/26/semyon-varlamov-really-wants-you-to-attend-caps-convention/#comment-5180</link>
		<dc:creator>Alex Ovechkin&#8217;s New Glass Shattering Capital One Commercial</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 06:56:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[...] look! It&#8217;s another adorable promo. This time featuring everyone&#8217;s favorite Caveman Captain, Alex Ovechkin. In the above clip, [...]]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] look! It&#8217;s another adorable promo. This time featuring everyone&#8217;s favorite Caveman Captain, Alex Ovechkin. In the above clip, [...]</p>
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		<title>By: DMV: Bryce Harper&#8217;s Big Day at Nats Park &#124; Mr. Irrelevant, a D.C. Sports Blog by the Brothers Mottram</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2010/08/26/semyon-varlamov-really-wants-you-to-attend-caps-convention/#comment-5104</link>
		<dc:creator>DMV: Bryce Harper&#8217;s Big Day at Nats Park &#124; Mr. Irrelevant, a D.C. Sports Blog by the Brothers Mottram</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 12:58:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[...] Semyon Varlamov speaking in English is a good time. [Russian Machine] [...]]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Semyon Varlamov speaking in English is a good time. [Russian Machine] [...]</p>
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		<title>By: AB</title>
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		<dc:creator>AB</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 04:43:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[@congero
Varly isn&#039;t being pretentious.  He wore #1 in Russia and he said he just never felt right wearing #40.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@congero<br />
Varly isn&#8217;t being pretentious.  He wore #1 in Russia and he said he just never felt right wearing #40.</p>
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		<title>By: BobbyG</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2010/08/26/semyon-varlamov-really-wants-you-to-attend-caps-convention/#comment-5096</link>
		<dc:creator>BobbyG</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 04:22:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Believe me, Varly, I&#039;d love to attend the Caps Convention too.  Unfortunately, distance and lack of finances make that impossible now.

Kudos to you for taking on English (are you listening Alex2?)

 You don&#039;t need more gold chains, and you don&#039;t have to join any Russian troika with the two Alexes.  Let Ovie and Semin be themselves; stay true to yourself and follow your heart.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Believe me, Varly, I&#8217;d love to attend the Caps Convention too.  Unfortunately, distance and lack of finances make that impossible now.</p>
<p>Kudos to you for taking on English (are you listening Alex2?)</p>
<p> You don&#8217;t need more gold chains, and you don&#8217;t have to join any Russian troika with the two Alexes.  Let Ovie and Semin be themselves; stay true to yourself and follow your heart.</p>
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		<title>By: irockthered</title>
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		<dc:creator>irockthered</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 02:28:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh, Varly, you are so cute.

(Why is it that  the cutie-pie reaction seems to be the universal reaction so far?) 

@congero: do you have a link regarding said nastiness? I hadn&#039;t heard about that...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, Varly, you are so cute.</p>
<p>(Why is it that  the cutie-pie reaction seems to be the universal reaction so far?) </p>
<p>@congero: do you have a link regarding said nastiness? I hadn&#8217;t heard about that&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: mcawful</title>
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		<dc:creator>mcawful</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 00:14:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Amazing.  I loved that.  How did he age like 5 years in one summer?

The Varlster needs at least 16 more gold chains to be a part of the Ovi/Sasha bro-down club.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Amazing.  I loved that.  How did he age like 5 years in one summer?</p>
<p>The Varlster needs at least 16 more gold chains to be a part of the Ovi/Sasha bro-down club.</p>
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		<title>By: Nicole</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nicole</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 22:58:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This ad gets better and better every time I watch it.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This ad gets better and better every time I watch it.</p>
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		<title>By: Sara Bae</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sara Bae</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 21:31:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[BLYYAAAA!!! AAAAHHH ON ETO OCHEN&quot; SIMPATICHNIY!!!!!!! 

YA ochen&quot; lyublyu ego zlotoe ozerel&quot;e! eto ochen tipichniy russkiy. AAAAH! SLISHKOM SIMPATICHNIY!!!!! :-)))))]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>BLYYAAAA!!! AAAAHHH ON ETO OCHEN&#8221; SIMPATICHNIY!!!!!!! </p>
<p>YA ochen&#8221; lyublyu ego zlotoe ozerel&#8221;e! eto ochen tipichniy russkiy. AAAAH! SLISHKOM SIMPATICHNIY!!!!! <img src='http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> ))))</p>
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		<title>By: Netty</title>
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		<dc:creator>Netty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 14:56:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[that is truely awesome. Blog: check. Commercial: check. All he needs is a twitter!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>that is truely awesome. Blog: check. Commercial: check. All he needs is a twitter!</p>
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		<title>By: Jen</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 13:52:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That is one fantastic laugh.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That is one fantastic laugh.</p>
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