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Alex Ovechkin’s CCM Commercial In Russian & French

On October 9, 2010, In Video, By Ian Oland

If you ask me, this is waaaaaaaaay funnier. S/T to @BigBadRussian for tweeting this!

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http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com Ian

And for those who are wondering: Ovi is speaking in Russian, and the boy is talking in French. The subtitles are all over the place.
Dawn

WTF… just WTF. lol. That’s all I can even say right now.
CapsFan1975

Oddly enough, the boy was actually born in Russia but moved to Philly at age 6 and moved to California as a teenager where he became an actor.

Name: Nick Afanasiev
DOB:July 29, 1989

(H/T to the Alex Ovetjkin blog site for posting that info)

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