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Semyon Frankensteinmov wants to wish you a Happy Halloween!

On October 31, 2010, In Video, By Ian Oland

S/T to Sara Bae for another masterpiece.

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http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com Ian

I’m loving the teamwork between Varly and Neuvy here.
Jessica

I almost died. What is air?
HAHAHAHA. I think the dancing and the fact that Jose is the mad scientist makes this lulzy.
BobbyG

Love it, love it, love it! Oh to be the Bride in the video LOL!

Happy Halloween to all, and to all a good night!
http://crzyjewishotaku.deviantart.com Rachel Cohen

This is fan-freakin’-tastic. I can’t stop laughing. :’D
arakakij

this never gets old – that’s all I have to say.

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