Semin Snatches the Hat: Caps beat Bolts 6-3

Alex Semin recorded his second hat trick of the year against the streaking Tampa Bay Lightning.

Puck commemorating Steve Kolbe's 1000th game as the radio voice of the Capitals

Puck commemorating Steve Kolbe's 1000th game as the radio voice of the Capitals. (Photo credit: Wes Johnson)

Alex Semin’s raspberry of hatful determination. (Photo credit: Nick Wass)

You know that video game where you fight Dr. Wily, and you think you’ve got him beat, but then he gets some kind of high-tech armor with lasers and rockets and WiFi and megagigabytes. Turns out Wily is way harder when he’s all upgraded. Well, here comes the Tampa Bay Cyber-Lightning, Mark II. Our southeast conference rivals gave the Washington Capitals a hard time last year, and they only got better over the summer.

For naught.

The Capitals, led by curio Alex Semin, had a slow start. As if predestined, they surrendered the first goal of the night to Tampa’s Teddy Purcell. Tom Poti and Mike Knuble each notched goals in the second. The third period found Ryan Malone tying the game on the power play, almost taunting the Capitals to step it up. And step it up they did. Alex Semin recorded back-to-back goals with matching assists from line partners Nick Backstrom and Alex Ovechkin. Steven Stamkos returned fire with a frighteningly smart goal, but Ovechkin would strike soon after. An empty net goal in the final half minute earned Semin the hat trick and finalized the question. A crushing win by the home team, their sixth in a row: Caps beat Bolts 6-3.

Desert Eagle .50  bullets

  • Alex Semin is the most talented hockey player in the league. There, I said it. That he secrets his talent away for long stretches just adds to his mystique. But tonight Semin shared his skills liberally. 28 created five of the nine scoring chances for which he was on ice. Sasha Minor drew the penalty for the only power play of the night and then took all of 15 seconds to convert it. His second goal was an athletic 30-foot slapshot to Dan Ellis‘ glove side. Semin’s breakaway was rebuffed, but he recovered it and set up the younger/larger Alex for a beauty of a goal. Add to that an empty netter, and you’ve just witnessed an epic game by a virtuoso player. Five points and plus-3 rating. Astonishing.

  • Wow, that was a long bullet for Semin.
  • Tom Poti returns from #brittlegroin triumphantly. His gorgeous second period tally might salve any remaining pangs.  He was by no means perfect tonight, but the Caps blueline corps just feels better with a 3 out there instead of an 89.
  • Alex Ovechkin unleashed a Perun-sized slapshot that would certainly have killed Dan Ellis had Alex not tripped himself up. Alex would later redeem himself with a goal made possible by Alex Semin and viewers like you. Ovechkin has scored points in each of the last eight games.
  • How explosive is this game? Nick Backstrom‘s four-assist performance barely gets mention.
  • Vincent Lecavalier leaves Caps games in one of two ways: with a game misconduct penalty or injured. Tonight he chose the latter. Lecavalier suffered a hand fracture and will miss a few weeks.
  • No blame can be assigned against the Capitals for Steven Stamkos‘ top-shelf goal. The man’s brain was replaced several years back with the same targeting computer equipped on X-wings.
  • Carlzner (ugh) had positive scoring chance differentials (JC74 +3, KA +2). Can we chalk it up to the mustaches?
  • Mike Knuble did the Mike Knuble thing. He was practically behind the net when he scored. After a too long streak of bad luck, Kanoobs stands poised to humble other NHL vets who wane with the years.
  • Boyd Gordon left the ice in the first period with an apparent injury to his foot. But it only takes 1:42 of ice time by BG15 to guarantee a win. The Caps are still unbeaten when he dresses.
  • Finally, Matt Bradley delivered a clean hit on Adam Hall Mike Lundin. Adam Hall responded by instigating a fight with my boy. Big mistake. First, Bradley cleaned his clock (and bled not one bit). Second, that’s the very definition of an instigator penalty. Right? Right? Did this stuff not get discussed at the GM meeting? Sheesh.

After a couple of quiet games from the Superfriends and two quiet periods tonight, they showed up something fierce in the third. Alex Semin’s hat trick is the actualization of the warrior spirit we at RMNB adore in this team. Along with Ovechkin and Backstrom, Sasha can summon up in close games some aboriginal will to survive. This spirit, so desparately absent from last year’s playoffs, inflames the fans and infuriates the opposition. Evidence: 8-19-22 racked up 11 points and 4 goals in the final frame alone. If they can invoke that same energy at will–and not just when prodded– they will waltz through the post-season.

The Capitals have won their sixth game in a row. On Saturday night they saunter up to Buffalo, New York, home of the Goo Goo Dolls and gastroesophageal reflux, for a date with the Ryan Miller-less Sabres. We all know that augurs well for the guys, but let’s try to keep quiet about it for now. At least until Boyd Gordon suits up; then we can get totally arrogant.

A final note: Today was Veteran’s Day. It’s one day set aside in the entire year to acknowledge and thank the men and women who serve in our military. When tomorrow comes, any noble gestures and heartfelt gratitude will be gone with it. We’d like to avoid politics at all possible while in the realm of sports, but we should be able to agree that our veterans deserve more than single day of recognition and an overburdened department veterans’ affairs. If you’re able, please donate your time or money to a worthy cause like the (non-partisan) Iraq and Afghanistan Veterans of America.

When we talk about hockey players as heroes and warriors, we’re speaking metaphorically. When we talk about the veterans that have volunteered to serve in our stead, that’s not metaphor. So let’s back those words up with deeds.

  • Pat

    As good as Stamkos is, Ovechkin still puts him in his place as the SECOND best player in the league…… That’s not on the Capitals. :)

  • boutros23

    This may be one of your best recaps yet. And if I could rec it I would (in my Japers mind)

  • Mac-daddy

    Bradley’s hit was on Mike Lundin btw..and Hall came to his rescue..oddly no powerplay for the good guys ensued?

  • http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com Ian

    Anndddddd there’s our one false statement of the night! Thanks Mac-daddy, I fixed it.

  • pie

    How about that Backstrom hit? Both of them! Fantastic to see him play so aggressively.

  • http://crzyjewishotaku.deviantart.com Rachel Cohen

    Adding to all the scoring totals, the BOS line collectively scored a whopping 12 points! :D

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  • barb

    thanks for the great recap. :) the S.O.B. line strikes again!

  • Em

    As always…best recaps are found on RMNB.

    @pie, those Backstrom hits were something fierce. I’m glad he’s playing fiesty–just as long as he avoids those pesky boarding calls by making clean hits.

  • 28ISGREAT

    Great night to be a Semin fan! “[T]he most talented hockey player in the league” indeed! Hopefully this will silence many of his detractors. Amazing what a contract year can produce!

    And with Knuble’s goal – I’ll officially take back all the bad things I’ve said about him these past few weeks. Here’s hoping he keeps it up!

  • The Stamkos goal doesn’t happen if the refs don’t calmly ignore Brooks Laich getting hauled down along the boards in the Tampa end. I know all the gobbledegook about not blaming the refs. Whatever. That’s a blatant non-call and yes I’m calling the refs out for it.

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  • http://twitter.com/mcawful mcawful

    I will never understand why RMNB isn’t in the top 3 Technorati hockey blogs. These recaps warm my little out-of-market heart.

    I can’t make any comments on Semin’s performance – this kind of play is getting me dangerously close to becoming a Sasha stalker. If I ever met him in person, I’d be all, “SDFKLJ! LET ME TWIRL YOUR HAIR!” and he’d be all, “please put your shirt back on.”