Comments on: Rangers beat Caps 7-0: Initiate Panic Protocol

By: The Machinist: December 17, 2010

The Machinist: December 17, 2010 — Sat, 18 Dec 2010 22:50:32 +0000

[...] Rangers beat Caps 7-0: Initiate Panic Protocol We respond to the Worst Game Ever by laying out precise instructions on how to panic. [...]

By: Can’t Lose

Can’t Lose — Wed, 15 Dec 2010 18:08:48 +0000

[...] The Panic Protocol was a gag, but you already knew that. The world really is not doom and gloom, and these are not the end days of the Boudreau administration, merely its greatest challenge. For you and me, this is just the story we’ll retell in nostalgic tones between generous swigs from the Mug of Victory. Sometime in June. [...]

By: CDizz

CDizz — Wed, 15 Dec 2010 04:13:21 +0000

Does not compute.

By: Em

Em — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 12:22:35 +0000

CDizz–LOL! I am so glad you got the “woe is me” humor in my post, and I’m doubly appreciative that someone on the internet thinks I’m a woman!

By: PatM

PatM — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 04:20:01 +0000

I’m going to try my ritual i use for the bears of playing a game on NHL 11 the day they play…… I did it with the bears the last 2 years by playing as the bears against whoever they were playing, so it might work if i do a quick Washington VS Anaheim game on Wednesday. Everyone feel free to join in if you own the game!

I have no idea why, but for some reason I have a really good feeling about Wednesday…

By: Sister Ovechkin

Sister Ovechkin — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 03:23:21 +0000

My workplace Caps shrine has been shrouded in black until the bottom of this madness can be found. Maybe we can call A & E’s Intervention because I believe that even HBO is mumbling to themselves, are we really filming this? Really? I am getting myself to a nunnery in the meantime….to plead to the Hockey gods for their eternal souls….

By: J.P.

J.P. — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 19:45:15 +0000

the worst part of watching this ongoing exercise in putridity is seeing how utterly, awfully, stomach-punchingly GUTLESS this team is…. these guys have been largely absent in both the mental and physical aspects of clawing themselves out of the hole they’ve dug so deeply. it’s embarrassing to see how little fight these guys bring to the table when the chips are down. where’s the heart, gentlemen? where’s. the. flippin’. heart?

i’ve got a bottle of Stolichnaya in the freezer that serves up shots after goals – that bottle remains depressingly full. find your courage, boys. find your hearts, boys. and most importantly, find your guts, boys, ‘cuz when you do, the goals will surely follow. me and my empty shot glasses await.

By: CDizz

CDizz — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 19:18:14 +0000

“Listen, I told you guys the other night that the bad streak WASN’T OVER. So I’m utterly surprised to see all this mayhem today.”
God you guys, we are SO STUPID for not listening to Em!
Who are you to think that people should listen to you? You’re a woman.

By: Six-Game Losing Streaks Are Rare

Six-Game Losing Streaks Are Rare — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 17:34:25 +0000

[...] Losing seven to nothing is bad, but when it extends your losing streak to six games you have to ask: is it time to panic yet? [...]

By: VTmikey

VTmikey — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 17:12:43 +0000

How sweet was November? Clearly we all just need to bring back team mustache.

No blades to the upper lip ’til we right the ship!