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	<title>Comments on: RMNB Eulogy for 2010-11 Pittsburgh Penguins on Puck Daddy</title>
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		<title>By: Me</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/04/29/rmnb-eulogy-for-2010-11-pittsburgh-penguins-on-puck-daddy/#comment-19410</link>
		<dc:creator>Me</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2011 13:25:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Funny, sort of, but a bit obsessive and definitely premature, but then again, Caps fans have to get their shots in before their inevitable collapse, I suppose.

I will say at least the Pens won a few games... and that was WITHOUT Malkin, Crosby, and Cooke!  Pretty impressive they were even in the playoffs, actually.

But I don&#039;t want to be a bad sport, so way to go, CAPS!  Eastern Conference Champions!!!  Raise that banner.  (Now that Leonsis has made room by taking down the Washington Mystics&#039; attendance banners!)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Funny, sort of, but a bit obsessive and definitely premature, but then again, Caps fans have to get their shots in before their inevitable collapse, I suppose.</p>
<p>I will say at least the Pens won a few games&#8230; and that was WITHOUT Malkin, Crosby, and Cooke!  Pretty impressive they were even in the playoffs, actually.</p>
<p>But I don&#8217;t want to be a bad sport, so way to go, CAPS!  Eastern Conference Champions!!!  Raise that banner.  (Now that Leonsis has made room by taking down the Washington Mystics&#8217; attendance banners!)</p>
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		<title>By: JJR</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/04/29/rmnb-eulogy-for-2010-11-pittsburgh-penguins-on-puck-daddy/#comment-18835</link>
		<dc:creator>JJR</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 May 2011 03:53:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You just lost another game, what happened? Sniff. Let&#039;s discuss some more. No Stanley Cups ever? Whine. Whine. You lose then lose and you maybe win and might lose. Whine wa wa boo hoo. Next thing you know you&#039;ll lose again and run and embrace Dan Snyder.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You just lost another game, what happened? Sniff. Let&#8217;s discuss some more. No Stanley Cups ever? Whine. Whine. You lose then lose and you maybe win and might lose. Whine wa wa boo hoo. Next thing you know you&#8217;ll lose again and run and embrace Dan Snyder.</p>
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		<title>By: JJR</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/04/29/rmnb-eulogy-for-2010-11-pittsburgh-penguins-on-puck-daddy/#comment-18813</link>
		<dc:creator>JJR</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 May 2011 23:48:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You just lost a game, what happened? Whine. No Stanley Cups ever? Whine wa wa boo hoo. Next then you know you&#039;ll lose again and run and embrace Dan Snyder.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You just lost a game, what happened? Whine. No Stanley Cups ever? Whine wa wa boo hoo. Next then you know you&#8217;ll lose again and run and embrace Dan Snyder.</p>
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		<title>By: Reasonable Pens Fan</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/04/29/rmnb-eulogy-for-2010-11-pittsburgh-penguins-on-puck-daddy/#comment-18781</link>
		<dc:creator>Reasonable Pens Fan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 May 2011 07:28:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After seeing this on Yahoo (and all of the awful things anti-Penguins people posted to it), I thought checking this board would only be worse.  But it wasn&#039;t.  21 comments, and about 80% of them were completely civil and not outright bashing.  As a Pens fan (that knew this was a satire), I feel like some parts of it were pretty painfully worded, and you could obviously see some of the bias.  Loved the Cooke rap sheet though, with the &quot;spa day&quot; and &quot;DVR&quot; jokes.  Though, on the other hand, concussions aren&#039;t a laughing matter, and I really hope no Caps fan is serious about wishing that Crosby&#039;s injury keeps him out of the sport, and worse, for the rest of his life.

And, the Pirates joke?  Come on!  Me and most of the city don&#039;t even act like they exist anymore.  Pirates games are a $5 way for me to go outside for 3 hours and hang out with friends and family.

But really, a decent piece, and if I wasn&#039;t a big Pens fan, I probably could have enjoyed it a lot more.  Whether I am reading the Lightning or Capitals eulogy soon, I know I will get a kick out of either.  ThePensBlog will be writing some version of either, and I hope they at least have the same level of dignity your writer did, if not more.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After seeing this on Yahoo (and all of the awful things anti-Penguins people posted to it), I thought checking this board would only be worse.  But it wasn&#8217;t.  21 comments, and about 80% of them were completely civil and not outright bashing.  As a Pens fan (that knew this was a satire), I feel like some parts of it were pretty painfully worded, and you could obviously see some of the bias.  Loved the Cooke rap sheet though, with the &#8220;spa day&#8221; and &#8220;DVR&#8221; jokes.  Though, on the other hand, concussions aren&#8217;t a laughing matter, and I really hope no Caps fan is serious about wishing that Crosby&#8217;s injury keeps him out of the sport, and worse, for the rest of his life.</p>
<p>And, the Pirates joke?  Come on!  Me and most of the city don&#8217;t even act like they exist anymore.  Pirates games are a $5 way for me to go outside for 3 hours and hang out with friends and family.</p>
<p>But really, a decent piece, and if I wasn&#8217;t a big Pens fan, I probably could have enjoyed it a lot more.  Whether I am reading the Lightning or Capitals eulogy soon, I know I will get a kick out of either.  ThePensBlog will be writing some version of either, and I hope they at least have the same level of dignity your writer did, if not more.</p>
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		<title>By: Gracie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gracie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2011 22:24:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I loved it. The amount of people who dont understand Puck Daddy&#039;s eulogy&#039;s is astounding. You cant help but laugh at all those who take it entirely too seriously.
So good work boys. And cheers to the Pens fans who are able to take a joke.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I loved it. The amount of people who dont understand Puck Daddy&#8217;s eulogy&#8217;s is astounding. You cant help but laugh at all those who take it entirely too seriously.<br />
So good work boys. And cheers to the Pens fans who are able to take a joke.</p>
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		<title>By: deann</title>
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		<dc:creator>deann</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2011 13:26:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dark Stranger:  That was my fear.  I&#039;d rather us not get all cutesy over Pittsburgh&#039;s early exit -- especially when we haven&#039;t had a lot of playoff success recently.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dark Stranger:  That was my fear.  I&#8217;d rather us not get all cutesy over Pittsburgh&#8217;s early exit &#8212; especially when we haven&#8217;t had a lot of playoff success recently.</p>
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		<title>By: Dark Stranger</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dark Stranger</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2011 12:42:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Very funny!  Although now that we&#039;re down 1 game to none to that Tampa team, I wonder about the timing of it.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Very funny!  Although now that we&#8217;re down 1 game to none to that Tampa team, I wonder about the timing of it.</p>
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		<title>By: Rick</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rick</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2011 01:30:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Congrats on the continued national attention.  Great fun to read.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Congrats on the continued national attention.  Great fun to read.</p>
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		<title>By: Craig</title>
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		<dc:creator>Craig</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2011 21:52:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Priceless. Spot on and pitch perfect. Cookie the Penguin even loved it; why do you think he was laughing?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Priceless. Spot on and pitch perfect. Cookie the Penguin even loved it; why do you think he was laughing?</p>
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		<title>By: deann</title>
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		<dc:creator>deann</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2011 21:42:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[But it was funny and well done!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>But it was funny and well done!</p>
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