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The Ballad of Martin St. Louis

On May 1, 2011, In Playoffs, Video, By Peter Hassett

Written and recorded between the 2nd and 3rd periods.

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ho diddily hi
and hi diddily hee
this be the ballad of martin st louis

ho diddily hi
ho diddily wo
patron saint of keeping center of gravity low

well he came from a land of twaddle and dreck
home of michael j fox and celine dion alex trebek
he got his face wacked by a sticking so high
the replay man measured it at 4 foot and 5 inches

ho diddily hi
and hi diddily hee
this be the ballad of martin st louis

ho diddily hi
ho diddily wo
patron saint of keeping center of gravity low

well he scored a million goals and assisted even more
he pisses bolts of lightning and knits while he scores
his tooth are so crook you think he might he’s sly
but he’s just tiny and weird, mister martin st louie!

ho diddily hi
and hi diddily hee
this be the ballad of martin st louis

ho diddily hi
ho diddily wo
patron saint of keeping center of gravity low
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I think he’s shorter than I am, and I’m just under five feet short.

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