The Ballad of Martin St. Louis

Written and recorded between the 2nd and 3rd periods.

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    ho diddily hi
    and hi diddily hee
    this be the ballad of martin st louis

    ho diddily hi
    ho diddily wo
    patron saint of keeping center of gravity low

    well he came from a land of twaddle and dreck
    home of michael j fox and celine dion alex trebek
    he got his face wacked by a sticking so high
    the replay man measured it at 4 foot and 5 inches

    ho diddily hi
    and hi diddily hee
    this be the ballad of martin st louis

    ho diddily hi
    ho diddily wo
    patron saint of keeping center of gravity low

    well he scored a million goals and assisted even more
    he pisses bolts of lightning and knits while he scores
    his tooth are so crook you think he might he’s sly
    but he’s just tiny and weird, mister martin st louie!

    ho diddily hi
    and hi diddily hee
    this be the ballad of martin st louis

    ho diddily hi
    ho diddily wo
    patron saint of keeping center of gravity low

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  • VeggieTart

    I think he’s shorter than I am, and I’m just under five feet short.