Comments on: The Ballad of Martin St. Louis http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/05/01/the-ballad-of-martin-st-louis/ A cheerfully demented Washington Capitals site with a healthy fixation on Alex Ovechkin and his Russian bros. CRASH THE NET! Wed, 22 May 2013 15:06:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 By: VeggieTart http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/05/01/the-ballad-of-martin-st-louis/#comment-18833 VeggieTart Mon, 02 May 2011 03:22:15 +0000 http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?p=17705#comment-18833 I think he’s shorter than I am, and I’m just under five feet short.

]]> By: Against the Wall: Bolts beat Caps 3-2 (OT), Lead Series 2-0 http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/05/01/the-ballad-of-martin-st-louis/#comment-18828 Against the Wall: Bolts beat Caps 3-2 (OT), Lead Series 2-0 Mon, 02 May 2011 02:41:16 +0000 http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?p=17705#comment-18828 [...] Tampa’s dwarven thunder, Martin St. Louis, had a two-point night (goal and assist). He also took a nasty high sticking (no call) that loosened the same teeth first sundered in the Pittsburgh series. Also, I wrote a song about him during the second intermission. [...]

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]]> By: Russian Machine Never Breaks http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/05/01/the-ballad-of-martin-st-louis/#comment-18818 Russian Machine Never Breaks Mon, 02 May 2011 00:58:28 +0000 http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?p=17705#comment-18818 ho diddily hi
and hi diddily hee
this be the ballad of martin st louis

ho diddily hi
ho diddily wo
patron saint of keeping center of gravity low

well he came from a land of twaddle and dreck
home of michael j fox and celine dion alex trebek
he got his face wacked by a sticking so high
the replay man measured it at 4 foot and 5 inches

ho diddily hi
and hi diddily hee
this be the ballad of martin st louis

ho diddily hi
ho diddily wo
patron saint of keeping center of gravity low

well he scored a million goals and assisted even more
he pisses bolts of lightning and knits while he scores
his tooth are so crook you think he might he’s sly
but he’s just tiny and weird, mister martin st louie!

ho diddily hi
and hi diddily hee
this be the ballad of martin st louis

ho diddily hi
ho diddily wo
patron saint of keeping center of gravity low

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