The site’s called Russian Machine Never Breaks, so we’ve got a vested interest in the unibrowed wonder called Semyon Varlamov.
Reports everywhere say that Varly will not sign with the Capitals and will play instead in the KHL next season.
This whole thing could’ve been avoided if only we had learned…
After the jump, some RMNB memories of Varly.
If the rumors are true, we must all wish Semyon Varlamov the best in his future endeavors. This is a profoundly stupid career move for him and a distinct failure by the Capitals organization, so let’s hope our good tidings alone are enough to numb the sting.
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