UPDATE: The house is now off the market and under new ownership, so we’ve removed the photos and struck out the now-inaccurate content.

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Former Capitals great and new associate goaltending coach Olie Kolzig has put up his 15,260 square foot property up for sale. The 90-acre Kennewick, Washington estate is available for just $4.1 million or, in other words, just a few Maybachs.

The Seattle Times has the deets:

The house owned by the Kolzigs feature three guest suites, private master suite, formal living and dining salons, chef’s gourmet kitchen, two offices, media room, sports bar, gym, craft studio, 1,000 bottle wine cellar and two guest/staff apartments.

The mansion’s expansive sports bar features a dartboard, a hockey table and game-worn jerseys from Jeff Halpern, Alex Ovechkin and Sidney Crosby?? There are also horse and kitten themed bedrooms for his daughters Kendall and Ashlyn and a Spongebob Squarepants themed room for his son Carson.

Below, check out some more exquisite photos of the property, which was published by the Columbia Valley Wine Country Estate website. And one final note: can whoever buys this home please adopt us?

Photos (Click to enlarge)

 

A view from the back side of the house

 

The front gate

 

The view from the front door

 

Living room with fireplace

 

The kitchen

 

Dining area

 

Master bathroom

 

Master bedroom

 

1,00 bottle wine cellar

 

 

 

The kids’ bedrooms

 

Sports bar area

 

Theatre room

 

Weight room

 

Hot tub

 

The pool at dusk

 

The view from the balcony

To get more information on the property and see even more photos, go here.

S/T to @CapsGoalieLove for tweeting the listing out and @ClancyKolzig for locating the Seattle Times story for us.

  • Nikola

    Its being sold for 4.1 million (bottom of page http://www.columbiavalleywinecountryestate.com/brochure.php)

    Wow, speechless…

  • Peter Hassett

    What.

  • http://twitter.com/ianoland Ian Oland

    I don’t think I’d ever leave a house like this for any job in the world.

  • Ashley

    There are TWO islands and 8 chairs in the kitchen??? Does he need an audience?

  • Katie Astarita

    Right? He should just keep it and go back at every possible opportunity.

  • Roadworrier

    His wife is from that area, and he seemed to have a nice collegiate coaching job, I heard.  But I guess he’ll need the money to put a down payment on a 2 bedroom condo in Reston…or if he’s lucky a 3 bedroom fixer-upper in Great Falls……

    Seems Tomas Vokoun is on to something – the great ones all want to be with a winner and will do anything possible to do it, even if it means (for Associate Coach Olie) selling Goalie Xanadu.  Now all the Caps have to do is deliver…

  • Bobby Gee

    I’d never leave this Xanadu for anything in the world.  Now I have to go out and buy a few Powerball tickets for a chance to make an offer on these digs for cash.  As things stand now, Olie’s digs are only a fantasy pipe dream.  The only thing in the house I want and could afford is Ovie’s game worn jersey.  Uh, maybe not even the #8 jersey.

  • Rhino40

    “Goalie Xanadu”…priceless

    XD

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=652178353 James Landon Jones

    I love Olie, but, geez, if this is life for a goalie with a barely .500 lifetime record and a career sub-.920 save percentage, someone is clearly paying too much for tickets.

  • Mernst

    90 Acres – 15,000+ sq ft in Wine country – $4.1 M.  That’s giving it away!

  • yup

    They are getting a divorce I heard

  • TricityAmericnasFan

    No they are not.  They decided to move back to Florida since he is now working on the east coast again.