Fanboys, today is the day of days. Marvel Studios’ Captain America film will debut at midnight tonight. You know I’ll be there.
Sneaking some Junior Mints in my cargo shorts cause ain’t no way I’m paying $8.50 for Junior Mints.
But because the memory of the hockey season has not yet faded, we had to find some way to tie this back to the Washington Capitals. Can you guess what we came up with?
RACHEL COHEN FOR THE WIN!
And here’s your DVD extras.
Art by Bryan Hitch from The Ultimates, Vol. II
Unrelated, but I don’t know where else to leave it:
That… is AWESOME.
You should have ditched the cargo shorts when you turned 12
I am old enough to remember Clint Malarchuck’s mask from the late 1980’s which was a take-off on Captain America!
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