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	<title>Comments on: RMNB &amp; Its Readers Wish Alex Ovechkin a Happy 26th Birthday</title>
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	<description>A cheerfully demented Washington Capitals site with a healthy fixation on Alex Ovechkin and his Russian bros. CRASH THE NET!</description>
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		<title>By: mcawful</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/09/18/rmnb-its-readers-wish-alex-ovechkin-a-happy-26th-birthday/#comment-22046</link>
		<dc:creator>mcawful</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2011 21:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Brendan&#039;s cards rule.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Brendan&#8217;s cards rule.</p>
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		<title>By: LuAyne Brown</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/09/18/rmnb-its-readers-wish-alex-ovechkin-a-happy-26th-birthday/#comment-22041</link>
		<dc:creator>LuAyne Brown</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2011 02:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I gotta give my husband the credit for suggesting Snoop.  He really made it come together for me.  This is when Im bummed I had a mac! lol]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I gotta give my husband the credit for suggesting Snoop.  He really made it come together for me.  This is when Im bummed I had a mac! lol</p>
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		<title>By: Bobby Gee</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bobby Gee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2011 00:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wow, all great entries!  Thanks for the laughs and day-brighteners.  

BTW, I&#039;m not at all surprised Rachel C. would take the top prize.  Congrats!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow, all great entries!  Thanks for the laughs and day-brighteners.  </p>
<p>BTW, I&#8217;m not at all surprised Rachel C. would take the top prize.  Congrats!</p>
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		<title>By: Jerry</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/09/18/rmnb-its-readers-wish-alex-ovechkin-a-happy-26th-birthday/#comment-22027</link>
		<dc:creator>Jerry</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2011 13:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love the Varly cameo]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love the Varly cameo</p>
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		<title>By: Sarah</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/09/18/rmnb-its-readers-wish-alex-ovechkin-a-happy-26th-birthday/#comment-22025</link>
		<dc:creator>Sarah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2011 07:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[have 2 check my twitter machine is the greatest thing in the history of ever (because we all know he&#039;s said it to someone)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>have 2 check my twitter machine is the greatest thing in the history of ever (because we all know he&#8217;s said it to someone)</p>
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		<title>By: Allison</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/09/18/rmnb-its-readers-wish-alex-ovechkin-a-happy-26th-birthday/#comment-22024</link>
		<dc:creator>Allison</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2011 06:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh, wow, these are hilarious! Reading them just made my night. Must start planning for next year...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, wow, these are hilarious! Reading them just made my night. Must start planning for next year&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: lilmikeysmom</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/09/18/rmnb-its-readers-wish-alex-ovechkin-a-happy-26th-birthday/#comment-22022</link>
		<dc:creator>lilmikeysmom</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2011 03:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now that&#039;s entertainment!!!  Great job to all who contributed!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now that&#8217;s entertainment!!!  Great job to all who contributed!</p>
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		<title>By: Brendan S.</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/09/18/rmnb-its-readers-wish-alex-ovechkin-a-happy-26th-birthday/#comment-22021</link>
		<dc:creator>Brendan S.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2011 03:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Loved seeing everyones pictures!


The jetpacks really kinda just came outta necessity since what else would Bon Jovi and Semin use to really hoist the banner up? I was definitely channeling my inner South Park.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Loved seeing everyones pictures!</p>
<p>The jetpacks really kinda just came outta necessity since what else would Bon Jovi and Semin use to really hoist the banner up? I was definitely channeling my inner South Park.</p>
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		<title>By: Rachel Cohen</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rachel Cohen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2011 03:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have not laughed this hard in a long time. Excellent job, readers!!! 

Rachel, your casting of Ovechstasia is PERFECT. ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have not laughed this hard in a long time. Excellent job, readers!!! </p>
<p>Rachel, your casting of Ovechstasia is PERFECT. </p>
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		<title>By: Aliceanna</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/09/18/rmnb-its-readers-wish-alex-ovechkin-a-happy-26th-birthday/#comment-22019</link>
		<dc:creator>Aliceanna</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2011 03:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kudos all! Hilarious, as ever.  ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kudos all! Hilarious, as ever.  </p>
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