Comments on: Alex Semin: “I Don’t Understand These Rules” http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/10/11/alex-semin-i-dont-understand-these-rules/ A cheerfully demented Washington Capitals site with a healthy fixation on Alex Ovechkin and his Russian bros. CRASH THE NET! Fri, 24 May 2013 10:29:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 By: Abi http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/10/11/alex-semin-i-dont-understand-these-rules/#comment-22453 Abi Mon, 24 Oct 2011 03:28:00 +0000 http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?p=23247#comment-22453 He is adorable. God I can’t get enough of Sasha Semin

]]> By: Week 1 – by the numbers siberian #tigersemin vs. selfish saskatchewanian « Make Lemons… http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/10/11/alex-semin-i-dont-understand-these-rules/#comment-22337 Week 1 – by the numbers siberian #tigersemin vs. selfish saskatchewanian « Make Lemons… Tue, 18 Oct 2011 16:26:57 +0000 http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?p=23247#comment-22337 [...] Sasha admitted he doesn’t understand the rules of hockey.  Um. Ok.  — Minus [...]

]]> By: Quinn http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/10/11/alex-semin-i-dont-understand-these-rules/#comment-22318 Quinn Sat, 15 Oct 2011 03:04:00 +0000 http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?p=23247#comment-22318 lol and if he hadn’t done shit and whatshisface did score on the breakway, fans like you would be foaming at the mouth yelling at your TV’s because he didn’t make the hook.

He does: ZOMG HOW DURR HE TAKE THAT PENALTY TRADE HIM AWAY I SHOULD BE GM GOD DAMN IT LAZZZZZY!

He doesn’t: ZOMG HE DIDN’T EVEN TRY THAT LAZY SON OF A BITCH TRADE HIM AWAY I SHOULD BE GM

There is no winning for this guy, is there? 

]]> By: Bryant Thomas http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/10/11/alex-semin-i-dont-understand-these-rules/#comment-22276 Bryant Thomas Thu, 13 Oct 2011 22:29:00 +0000 http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?p=23247#comment-22276 Wow, I’m all of the sudden more OK with Semin taking late game penalties. Thanks RMNB!!!

]]> By: 28ISGREAT http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/10/11/alex-semin-i-dont-understand-these-rules/#comment-22275 28ISGREAT Thu, 13 Oct 2011 20:03:00 +0000 http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?p=23247#comment-22275 Assume they will.

]]> By: Bryant Thomas http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/10/11/alex-semin-i-dont-understand-these-rules/#comment-22269 Bryant Thomas Thu, 13 Oct 2011 00:19:00 +0000 http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?p=23247#comment-22269 Agreed, now we just need a way to tell whether or not they’re going to score on said breakaway.

]]> By: JK http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/10/11/alex-semin-i-dont-understand-these-rules/#comment-22264 JK Wed, 12 Oct 2011 11:50:00 +0000 http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?p=23247#comment-22264 I’ll take that hook 100 times out of 100 if it saves a breakaway late in a game.

]]> By: Bryant Thomas http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/10/11/alex-semin-i-dont-understand-these-rules/#comment-22263 Bryant Thomas Wed, 12 Oct 2011 02:19:00 +0000 http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?p=23247#comment-22263 It doesn’t matter if he understands the rules, it’s no excuse for him to break them; he knows what is a penalty and what isn’t. I love Sasha Minor, but I get sick of seeing his late game penalties. He’s 2-for-2 so far. I don’t mind if he does it to keep out a potential scoring chance, but he needs to be more discriminate.

]]> By: tiagotricolorcardoso http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/10/11/alex-semin-i-dont-understand-these-rules/#comment-22260 tiagotricolorcardoso Wed, 12 Oct 2011 01:52:00 +0000 http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?p=23247#comment-22260 Big Rink – Magic, Grace, Creativity & Russian Factor!

KHL Top 10 Goals of the Week
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_R5KFujaZc

Evgeny Kuznetsov – 10th (goal); 5th (assist); 1st (goal)

10. Evgeny Kuznetsov – Traktor Chelyabinsk
09. Dmitri Sayustov  - Traktor Chelyabinsk
08. Alexander Korolyuk – Neftekhimik Nizhnekamsk
07. Mikhail Yakubov – Metallurg Magnitogorsk
06. Sergei Kalinin – Avangard Omsk
05. Stanislav Chistov – Traktor Chelyabinsk (Evgeny Kuznetsov’s assist)
04. Matt Ellison – Torpedo Nizhny Novgorod
03. Evgeny Bodrov – Ak Bars Kazan
02. Artem Chernov – Dynamo Moscow
01. Evgeny Kuznetsov – Traktor Chelyabinsk

Goal Number 10 – Evgeny Kuznetsov
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1phhHw_gadw

Goal Number 01 – Evgeny Kuznetsov
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHJdk_qHMz8

Highlights Number 10 – Traktor Chelyabinsk 4 vs. 3 Barys Astana - 
10/04/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4vViadlF74

Highlights Number 01 – Traktor Chelyabinsk 4 vs. 1 Neftekhimik Nizhnekamsk – 10/09/2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6lnpQC1bZ4

Game Summary Number 10
http://text.khl.ru/text/31001.html

Game Summary Number 01
http://text.khl.ru/text/31025.html

Evgeny Kuznetsov Statistics
http://www.khl.ru/players/15306/
KHL 2011-2012 Regular Season
11 Games – 7 Goals – 1 Assist – 8 Points

League Standings
http://en.khl.ru/standings/
5 Traktor Chelyabinsk (11 GP – 6 W – 2 SOW – 3 L – 36 GF – 25 GA – 22 P

PS. Russian Hockey Stars

Evgeny Kuznetsov – Number 92 
& 
Vladimir Tarasenko – Number 91

Vladimir Tarasenko’s hat-trick against KHL 2011 Gagarin Cup Champions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxwFpEXOj2c
Highlights Sibir Novosibirsk 6 vs. 3 Salavat Yulaev Ufa
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjmnD6D-5KQ

Vladimir Tarasenko Statistics
http://www.khl.ru/players/15321/
11 Games – 6 Goals – 4 Assist – 10 Points

]]> By: DarkStranger http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/10/11/alex-semin-i-dont-understand-these-rules/#comment-22259 DarkStranger Tue, 11 Oct 2011 23:30:00 +0000 http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?p=23247#comment-22259 I doubt that the KHL officials are any better than the NHL officials so that would probably not solve problems of consistency or interpretation.

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