Comments on: Pittsburgh Penguins Pregame: Time Machines, Cough Syrup, and Yet Another Staal http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/10/12/pittsburgh-penguins-jordan-staal-kris-letang/ A cheerfully demented Washington Capitals site with a healthy fixation on Alex Ovechkin and his Russian bros. CRASH THE NET! Tue, 21 May 2013 08:46:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 By: Rhino40 http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/10/12/pittsburgh-penguins-jordan-staal-kris-letang/#comment-22274 Rhino40 Thu, 13 Oct 2011 18:21:00 +0000 http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?p=23270#comment-22274 Well though-out, ashley, but no.

 Actual reasons for Crosby’s long absence from the NHL ice: delays at the Penguins’ R&D facility in perfecting an armored robot brain to replace 87′s damaged noodle. Meanwhile, the Russian Machine that Often Breaks is still undergoing trials in Shrek’s knee.
 
Expect Sid-The-Id to play tonight with the robot brain, and to be Ø more charismatic than ever before in the post-game presser. Ø

Also, The Anger Penguin will take a run at one of our best…and he will pay!

]]> By: Districtredzone http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/10/12/pittsburgh-penguins-jordan-staal-kris-letang/#comment-22273 Districtredzone Thu, 13 Oct 2011 14:54:00 +0000 http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?p=23270#comment-22273 hahahah really good article.  Be sure to check out my game 3 preview @ http://districtredzone.blogspot.com/2011/10/game-3-preview-pittsburgh-penguins.html

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/10/12/pittsburgh-penguins-jordan-staal-kris-letang/#comment-22272 Anonymous Thu, 13 Oct 2011 14:53:00 +0000 http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?p=23270#comment-22272 So I have a theory- I think Sid’s brain has been put inside Matt Cooke’s body in some sort of Freaky Friday experiment- how else do you explain Cooke’s sudden scoring touch? The jig will be up once “Sidney Crosby” returns to a game and his first action on ice is slitting the throat of an opponent. Mark my words.

]]> By: Peter http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/10/12/pittsburgh-penguins-jordan-staal-kris-letang/#comment-22271 Peter Thu, 13 Oct 2011 13:30:00 +0000 http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?p=23270#comment-22271 Guys, this is the funniest image EVER. How did this not make it in the post???

]]> By: Tyler Duchaine http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/10/12/pittsburgh-penguins-jordan-staal-kris-letang/#comment-22270 Tyler Duchaine Thu, 13 Oct 2011 13:27:00 +0000 http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?p=23270#comment-22270 Holy crap awesome.

]]> By: Guest http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/10/12/pittsburgh-penguins-jordan-staal-kris-letang/#comment-22268 Guest Thu, 13 Oct 2011 00:17:00 +0000 http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?p=23270#comment-22268 Stevie Y is still hot though. Did I miss the point of this post?

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