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	<title>Comments on: Philadelphia Flyers Pregame: Ilya Bryzgalov&#8217;s Twittereah, Jaromir Jagr&#8217;s Antibiotic Resistance, and Phans</title>
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		<title>By: Poop</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/10/19/philadelphia-flyers-ilya-bryzgalov-jaromir-jagr/#comment-22574</link>
		<dc:creator>Poop</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2011 07:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You sir are just a terrible writer. Some of your nicknames and analogies made me cringe. ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You sir are just a terrible writer. Some of your nicknames and analogies made me cringe. </p>
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		<title>By: Edmonton Oilers Pregame: Ryan Nugent-Hopkins, Nikolai Khabibulin, and Stupid Old Canada</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/10/19/philadelphia-flyers-ilya-bryzgalov-jaromir-jagr/#comment-22490</link>
		<dc:creator>Edmonton Oilers Pregame: Ryan Nugent-Hopkins, Nikolai Khabibulin, and Stupid Old Canada</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 01:38:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[...] things: they&#8217;re easy to hate. Cancer. James Mitchner novels. The Fanny Pack Family and their adorable moppets blocking the wrong [...]]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] things: they&#8217;re easy to hate. Cancer. James Mitchner novels. The Fanny Pack Family and their adorable moppets blocking the wrong [...]</p>
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		<title>By: PuckBuddys</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/10/19/philadelphia-flyers-ilya-bryzgalov-jaromir-jagr/#comment-22416</link>
		<dc:creator>PuckBuddys</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2011 19:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Looping back in late, as usual. Where did all the Phlyers Phans go? Making April golpf trip plans? ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Looping back in late, as usual. Where did all the Phlyers Phans go? Making April golpf trip plans? </p>
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		<title>By: Fe(yo)dor Fedin</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/10/19/philadelphia-flyers-ilya-bryzgalov-jaromir-jagr/#comment-22400</link>
		<dc:creator>Fe(yo)dor Fedin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2011 12:21:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Winning Cup IS the criteria for relevancy. In the end, there&#039;s only one winner, all others are losers and it doesn&#039;t matter if they went 0-82 or lost in the 7th game of the Stanley Cup Finals.Well, there&#039;s one difference, SC Finals losers don&#039;t get a high draft pick.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Winning Cup IS the criteria for relevancy. In the end, there&#8217;s only one winner, all others are losers and it doesn&#8217;t matter if they went 0-82 or lost in the 7th game of the Stanley Cup Finals.Well, there&#8217;s one difference, SC Finals losers don&#8217;t get a high draft pick.</p>
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		<title>By: Sandra Dee</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sandra Dee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2011 06:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&quot;Look, Philadelphia: get over it. Nobody wants to be you, nobody wants 
to live in you, nobody wants to play for you. You are a colossal 
super-collider of suck, and everyone knows it. Just save us all the 
bother, sit down, and shut it.&quot;

I still love that the first fan fight (including a knife!)  in Newark Arena (I refuse to call my Devils Arena &quot;the Rock&quot; or &quot;The Pru&quot;) was between a Flyers fan


and a Flyers fan.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Look, Philadelphia: get over it. Nobody wants to be you, nobody wants<br />
to live in you, nobody wants to play for you. You are a colossal<br />
super-collider of suck, and everyone knows it. Just save us all the<br />
bother, sit down, and shut it.&#8221;</p>
<p>I still love that the first fan fight (including a knife!)  in Newark Arena (I refuse to call my Devils Arena &#8220;the Rock&#8221; or &#8220;The Pru&#8221;) was between a Flyers fan</p>
<p>and a Flyers fan.</p>
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		<title>By: Tartan69</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tartan69</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2011 04:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#039;s your response?  Um, ok.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s your response?  Um, ok.</p>
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		<title>By: Caps beat Flyers 5-2: Ovechkin Looks Great, Brooks Laich&#8217;s Face Not So Much</title>
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		<dc:creator>Caps beat Flyers 5-2: Ovechkin Looks Great, Brooks Laich&#8217;s Face Not So Much</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2011 01:40:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[...] gave up in the final 15 minutes, so we should honor the defeated as much as we mock the fans who raided our pregame comments thread earlier. Haha, you [...]]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] gave up in the final 15 minutes, so we should honor the defeated as much as we mock the fans who raided our pregame comments thread earlier. Haha, you [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2011 01:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Philly will have to learn to flush twice once they find out Jagr is such a big turd.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Philly will have to learn to flush twice once they find out Jagr is such a big turd.</p>
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		<title>By: Aleks</title>
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		<dc:creator>Aleks</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2011 00:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I forget were I saw them asking about the line names but I think that the Chimera Laich Ward line should be called the Hamburgler Line]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I forget were I saw them asking about the line names but I think that the Chimera Laich Ward line should be called the Hamburgler Line</p>
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		<title>By: Sam W.</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/10/19/philadelphia-flyers-ilya-bryzgalov-jaromir-jagr/#comment-22387</link>
		<dc:creator>Sam W.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 23:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#039;s so sad when sports fans can&#039;t stop living in the past.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s so sad when sports fans can&#8217;t stop living in the past.</p>
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