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	<title>Comments on: New Jersey Devils: a Week from Hell, a Team from Jersey</title>
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	<description>A cheerfully demented Washington Capitals site with a healthy fixation on Alex Ovechkin and his Russian bros. CRASH THE NET!</description>
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		<title>By: Caps beat Devils 3-1, Mike Green Hurt, Alex Semin Benched</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/11/10/new-jersey-devils-a-week-from-hell-a-team-from-jersey/#comment-22684</link>
		<dc:creator>Caps beat Devils 3-1, Mike Green Hurt, Alex Semin Benched</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2011 02:35:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[...] would have thought New Jersey&#8217;s Adam Larsson would be a threat? Anyone who read Puck Buddys&#8217; pregamer, that&#8217;s who. In addition to scoring his first NHL goal, Adam had the distinct honor of [...]]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] would have thought New Jersey&#8217;s Adam Larsson would be a threat? Anyone who read Puck Buddys&#8217; pregamer, that&#8217;s who. In addition to scoring his first NHL goal, Adam had the distinct honor of [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Nonnie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nonnie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2011 02:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Guess this just means you must prefer your half-naked men in video form.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Guess this just means you must prefer your half-naked men in video form.</p>
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		<title>By: Mattsko</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/11/10/new-jersey-devils-a-week-from-hell-a-team-from-jersey/#comment-22682</link>
		<dc:creator>Mattsko</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2011 00:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yeah, FAIL, I was a little disappointed in seeing photos of shirtless hockey players too. How about seeing some full frontals next time!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah, FAIL, I was a little disappointed in seeing photos of shirtless hockey players too. How about seeing some full frontals next time!</p>
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		<title>By: GayCanuck</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/11/10/new-jersey-devils-a-week-from-hell-a-team-from-jersey/#comment-22681</link>
		<dc:creator>GayCanuck</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2011 00:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let me just say that the ONLY reason I come here is for the shirtless photos of hot male athletes, so there. ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Let me just say that the ONLY reason I come here is for the shirtless photos of hot male athletes, so there. </p>
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		<title>By: Sobek</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/11/10/new-jersey-devils-a-week-from-hell-a-team-from-jersey/#comment-22680</link>
		<dc:creator>Sobek</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2011 21:52:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A brief comment on the Penn State reference.  Assume any loyal reader of this Russian-titled blog knows that &quot;JoePa&quot; is virtually identical to the Russian word &quot;Zhopa&quot; which of course means &quot;ass.&quot;  I will leave it to readers to draw their own conclusions but I have had to hide the Washington Post sports section from my adopted Russian son.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A brief comment on the Penn State reference.  Assume any loyal reader of this Russian-titled blog knows that &#8220;JoePa&#8221; is virtually identical to the Russian word &#8220;Zhopa&#8221; which of course means &#8220;ass.&#8221;  I will leave it to readers to draw their own conclusions but I have had to hide the Washington Post sports section from my adopted Russian son.</p>
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		<title>By: Bryant Thomas</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/11/10/new-jersey-devils-a-week-from-hell-a-team-from-jersey/#comment-22679</link>
		<dc:creator>Bryant Thomas</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2011 20:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sure did. ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sure did. </p>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/11/10/new-jersey-devils-a-week-from-hell-a-team-from-jersey/#comment-22677</link>
		<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2011 19:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[not sure what&#039;s funnier, the puck buddys themselves, or the readers whose panties become magically, inexplicably twisted when they post on rmnb. clearly you&#039;re doing something right, boys! =)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>not sure what&#8217;s funnier, the puck buddys themselves, or the readers whose panties become magically, inexplicably twisted when they post on rmnb. clearly you&#8217;re doing something right, boys! =)</p>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/11/10/new-jersey-devils-a-week-from-hell-a-team-from-jersey/#comment-22678</link>
		<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2011 19:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i sure hope you didn&#039;t watch 24/7 last year.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i sure hope you didn&#8217;t watch 24/7 last year.</p>
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		<title>By: Sam Wolk</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/11/10/new-jersey-devils-a-week-from-hell-a-team-from-jersey/#comment-22676</link>
		<dc:creator>Sam Wolk</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2011 18:52:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Life is too short to take articles in a hockey blog that was predicated on a humorous faux broken English saying about a goofy Russian hockey player seriously.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Life is too short to take articles in a hockey blog that was predicated on a humorous faux broken English saying about a goofy Russian hockey player seriously.</p>
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		<title>By: CA</title>
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		<dc:creator>CA</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2011 18:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You guys are so bitchy (sorry for the explicative), Dougs hillarious. You wouldn&#039;t know humor if it bit you in the ass.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You guys are so bitchy (sorry for the explicative), Dougs hillarious. You wouldn&#8217;t know humor if it bit you in the ass.</p>
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