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	<title>Comments on: Video: John Carlson&#8217;s New Hadeed Carpet Commercials</title>
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		<title>By: Caps Basketball</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/11/14/video-john-carlsons-new-hadeed-carpet-commercials/#comment-22722</link>
		<dc:creator>Caps Basketball</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 17:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nobody out-acts Bruce!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nobody out-acts Bruce!</p>
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		<title>By: DMV: John Carlson&#8217;s New Carpet-Cleaning Commercials &#124; Mr. Irrelevant, a D.C. Sports Blog by the Brothers Mottram</title>
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		<dc:creator>DMV: John Carlson&#8217;s New Carpet-Cleaning Commercials &#124; Mr. Irrelevant, a D.C. Sports Blog by the Brothers Mottram</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 13:01:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[...] Following in the footsteps of his coach, John Carlson is now a pitchman for Hadeed carpet cleaning with not one but two new commercials. [RMNB] [...]]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Following in the footsteps of his coach, John Carlson is now a pitchman for Hadeed carpet cleaning with not one but two new commercials. [RMNB] [...]</p>
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		<title>By: vtcapsfan99</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/11/14/video-john-carlsons-new-hadeed-carpet-commercials/#comment-22719</link>
		<dc:creator>vtcapsfan99</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 02:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think I saw John Carlson in a car dealer commercial before these Hadeed masterpieces.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think I saw John Carlson in a car dealer commercial before these Hadeed masterpieces.</p>
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		<title>By: Matorresmd1</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/11/14/video-john-carlsons-new-hadeed-carpet-commercials/#comment-22718</link>
		<dc:creator>Matorresmd1</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 02:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[He is terrible in these, who writes this crap?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He is terrible in these, who writes this crap?</p>
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		<title>By: Peter</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/11/14/video-john-carlsons-new-hadeed-carpet-commercials/#comment-22717</link>
		<dc:creator>Peter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 20:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tony Stewart, baby. One race away from the championship.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tony Stewart, baby. One race away from the championship.</p>
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		<title>By: Ian Oland</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/11/14/video-john-carlsons-new-hadeed-carpet-commercials/#comment-22716</link>
		<dc:creator>Ian Oland</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 19:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[To be fair Peter, you&#039;re too busy watching Nascar on Sundays. Amrite?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To be fair Peter, you&#8217;re too busy watching Nascar on Sundays. Amrite?</p>
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		<title>By: Doug</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/11/14/video-john-carlsons-new-hadeed-carpet-commercials/#comment-22715</link>
		<dc:creator>Doug</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 19:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[American trash culture circulates around the world faster than news.  Take it from a professional.  ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>American trash culture circulates around the world faster than news.  Take it from a professional.  </p>
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		<title>By: Peter</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/11/14/video-john-carlsons-new-hadeed-carpet-commercials/#comment-22714</link>
		<dc:creator>Peter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 19:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#039;t know what tebowing means. And I&#039;m totally bewildered as to how Fedor knows what tebowing means. ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t know what tebowing means. And I&#8217;m totally bewildered as to how Fedor knows what tebowing means. </p>
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		<title>By: Capitalbelle</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/11/14/video-john-carlsons-new-hadeed-carpet-commercials/#comment-22712</link>
		<dc:creator>Capitalbelle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 18:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is Carlson tebowing???]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is Carlson tebowing???</p>
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		<title>By: Fe(yo)dor Fedin</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/11/14/video-john-carlsons-new-hadeed-carpet-commercials/#comment-22711</link>
		<dc:creator>Fe(yo)dor Fedin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 16:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[John Carlson is tebowing. Wow.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>John Carlson is tebowing. Wow.</p>
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