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	<description>A cheerfully demented Washington Capitals site with a healthy fixation on Alex Ovechkin and his Russian bros. CRASH THE NET!</description>
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		<title>By: RMNB Needs Your Capitals-Themed Christmas Cards</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/12/14/cheer-up/#comment-23847</link>
		<dc:creator>RMNB Needs Your Capitals-Themed Christmas Cards</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2011 16:58:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[...] If the Capitals are losing and we have no idea what to write about, it&#8217;s okay to post an article which consists only of baby animal videos. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>By: Tiago Cardoso</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/12/14/cheer-up/#comment-23779</link>
		<dc:creator>Tiago Cardoso</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 17:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Channel One Cup 2011

The second leg of the Euro Hockey Tour 2011/2012

15–18 December 2011 in the Megasport Arena in Moscow, Russia

48 Players from 17 KHL Teams


Games schedule - Moscow Time

12/15 20:00 Finland Vs Russia
12/15 21:30 Czech Republic Vs Sweden

12/17 14:00 Russia Vs Sweden
12/17 18:00 Czech Republic Vs Finland

12/18 14:00 Russia Vs Czech Republic	
12/18 18:00 Sweden Vs Finland


Russia
G 30 Konstantin Barulin - Atlant Mytishchi   
G 01 Mikhail Biryukov - Yugra Khanty-Mansiysk
D 22 Konstantin Korneev - AK Bars Kazan       
D 05 Ilya Nikulin - AK Bars Kazan
D 06 Denis Denisov - SKA Saint Petersburg
D 77 Denis Grebeshkov - SKA Saint Petersburg
D 07 Dmitry Kalinin - SKA Saint Petersburg
D 44 Nikolay Belov - Neftekhimik Nizhnekamsk
D 48 Evgeny Biryukov - Metallurg Magnitogorsk
D 09 Ivan Vishnevsky - Atlant Mytishchi        
F 52 Sergey Shirokov - CSKA Moscow
F 38 Ilya Zubov - CSKA Moscow
F 47 Alexander Radulov - Salavat Yulaev Ufa        
F 27 Alexey Tereshchenko - AK Bars Kazan
F 11 Evgeny Bodrov - AK Bars Kazan       
F 12 Enver Lisin - Metallurg Magnitogorsk
F 10 Viktor Tikhonov - SKA Saint Petersburg
F 25 Igor Makarov - SKA Saint Petersburg
F 87 Vadim Shipachev - Severstal Cherepovets
F 23 Denis Kokarev - Dynamo Moscow
F 91 Vladimir Tarasenko - Sibir Novosibirsk 
F 37 AlexanderPerezhogin - Avangard Omsk
F 93 Nikolay Zherdev - Atlant Mytishchi


Czech Republic
G 33 Jakub Stepanek - SKA Saint Petersburg
D 23 Ondrej Nemec - Severstal Cherepovets
D 25 Lukas Krajicek - Dynamo Minsk
D 36 Petr Caslava - CSKA Moscow
D 87 Jakub Nakladal - Salavat Yulaev Ufa
F 10 Roman Cervenka - Avangard Omsk
F 20 Jakub Klepis - Dynamo Moscow
F 22 Lukas Kaspar - Barys Astana
F 28 Kamil Kreps - Barys Astana 
F 24 Zbynek Irgl - Dynamo Minsk
F 60 Tomas Rolinek - Metallurg Magnitogorsk
F 73 Petr Prucha - SKA Saint Petersburg
F 85 Petr Vrana - Amur Khabarovsk
F 88 Jakub Petruzalek - Amur Khabarovsk


Finland
G 35 Teemu Lassila - Metallurg Novokuznetsk
D 04 Janne Jalasvaara - Dynamo Moscow
D 07 Mikko Maenpaa - Amur Khabarovsk
D 36 Juuso Hietanen - Torpedo Nizhny Novgorod
F 25 Jonas Enlund - Sibir Novosibirsk
F 26 Oskar Osala - Neftekhimik Nizhnekamsk


Sweden
D 04 Staffan Kronwall - Severstal Cherepovets
F 18 Niclas Bergfors - Ak Bars Kazan
F 19 Patrik Zackrisson - Atlant Mytishchi
F 71 Jonas Andersson - Atlant Mytishchi
F 23 Niklas Persson - CSKA Moscow


17 KHL Teams Represented
7 SKA Saint Petersburg
5 Atlant Mytishchi
5 AK Bars Kazan
4 CSKA Moscow
3 Dynamo Moscow
3 Amur Khabarovsk
3 Metallurg Magnitogorsk
3 Severstal Cherepovets
2 Dinamo Minsk
2 Avangard Omsk
2 Barys Astana
2 Salavat Yulaev Ufa
2 Neftekhimik Nizhnekamsk
2 Sibir Novosibirsk
1 Torpedo Nizhny Novgorod
1 Yugra Khanty-Mansiysk
1 Metallurg Novokuznetsk


KHL League Standings 2011-12
01 Traktor Chelyabinsk 69 P
02 SKA Saint Petersburg 67
03 Dynamo Moscow 58
04 Dinamo Minsk	58
05 Amur Khabarovsk 57
06 Avangard Omsk 56
07 Atlant Mytishchi 55
08 Barys Astana	53
09 Ak Bars Kazan 52
10 Torpedo Nizhny Novgorod 52
11 Metallurg Magnitogorsk 51
12 Salavat Yulaev Ufa 50
13 Yugra Khanty-Mansiysk 49
14 Severstal Cherepovets 47
15 Dinamo Riga 46
16 CSKA Moscow 44
17 Neftekhimik Nizhnekamsk 40
18 Metallurg Novokuznetsk 38
19 Lev Poprad 35
20 Sibir Novosibirsk 35
21 Spartak Moscow 32
22 Vityaz Chekhov 28
23 Avtomobilist Yekaterinburg 20]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Channel One Cup 2011</p>
<p>The second leg of the Euro Hockey Tour 2011/2012</p>
<p>15–18 December 2011 in the Megasport Arena in Moscow, Russia</p>
<p>48 Players from 17 KHL Teams</p>
<p>Games schedule &#8211; Moscow Time</p>
<p>12/15 20:00 Finland Vs Russia<br />
12/15 21:30 Czech Republic Vs Sweden</p>
<p>12/17 14:00 Russia Vs Sweden<br />
12/17 18:00 Czech Republic Vs Finland</p>
<p>12/18 14:00 Russia Vs Czech Republic<br />
12/18 18:00 Sweden Vs Finland</p>
<p>Russia<br />
G 30 Konstantin Barulin &#8211; Atlant Mytishchi   <br />
G 01 Mikhail Biryukov &#8211; Yugra Khanty-Mansiysk<br />
D 22 Konstantin Korneev &#8211; AK Bars Kazan       <br />
D 05 Ilya Nikulin &#8211; AK Bars Kazan<br />
D 06 Denis Denisov &#8211; SKA Saint Petersburg<br />
D 77 Denis Grebeshkov &#8211; SKA Saint Petersburg<br />
D 07 Dmitry Kalinin &#8211; SKA Saint Petersburg<br />
D 44 Nikolay Belov &#8211; Neftekhimik Nizhnekamsk<br />
D 48 Evgeny Biryukov &#8211; Metallurg Magnitogorsk<br />
D 09 Ivan Vishnevsky &#8211; Atlant Mytishchi        <br />
F 52 Sergey Shirokov &#8211; CSKA Moscow<br />
F 38 Ilya Zubov &#8211; CSKA Moscow<br />
F 47 Alexander Radulov &#8211; Salavat Yulaev Ufa        <br />
F 27 Alexey Tereshchenko &#8211; AK Bars Kazan<br />
F 11 Evgeny Bodrov &#8211; AK Bars Kazan       <br />
F 12 Enver Lisin &#8211; Metallurg Magnitogorsk<br />
F 10 Viktor Tikhonov &#8211; SKA Saint Petersburg<br />
F 25 Igor Makarov &#8211; SKA Saint Petersburg<br />
F 87 Vadim Shipachev &#8211; Severstal Cherepovets<br />
F 23 Denis Kokarev &#8211; Dynamo Moscow<br />
F 91 Vladimir Tarasenko &#8211; Sibir Novosibirsk <br />
F 37 AlexanderPerezhogin &#8211; Avangard Omsk<br />
F 93 Nikolay Zherdev &#8211; Atlant Mytishchi</p>
<p>Czech Republic<br />
G 33 Jakub Stepanek &#8211; SKA Saint Petersburg<br />
D 23 Ondrej Nemec &#8211; Severstal Cherepovets<br />
D 25 Lukas Krajicek &#8211; Dynamo Minsk<br />
D 36 Petr Caslava &#8211; CSKA Moscow<br />
D 87 Jakub Nakladal &#8211; Salavat Yulaev Ufa<br />
F 10 Roman Cervenka &#8211; Avangard Omsk<br />
F 20 Jakub Klepis &#8211; Dynamo Moscow<br />
F 22 Lukas Kaspar &#8211; Barys Astana<br />
F 28 Kamil Kreps &#8211; Barys Astana <br />
F 24 Zbynek Irgl &#8211; Dynamo Minsk<br />
F 60 Tomas Rolinek &#8211; Metallurg Magnitogorsk<br />
F 73 Petr Prucha &#8211; SKA Saint Petersburg<br />
F 85 Petr Vrana &#8211; Amur Khabarovsk<br />
F 88 Jakub Petruzalek &#8211; Amur Khabarovsk</p>
<p>Finland<br />
G 35 Teemu Lassila &#8211; Metallurg Novokuznetsk<br />
D 04 Janne Jalasvaara &#8211; Dynamo Moscow<br />
D 07 Mikko Maenpaa &#8211; Amur Khabarovsk<br />
D 36 Juuso Hietanen &#8211; Torpedo Nizhny Novgorod<br />
F 25 Jonas Enlund &#8211; Sibir Novosibirsk<br />
F 26 Oskar Osala &#8211; Neftekhimik Nizhnekamsk</p>
<p>Sweden<br />
D 04 Staffan Kronwall &#8211; Severstal Cherepovets<br />
F 18 Niclas Bergfors &#8211; Ak Bars Kazan<br />
F 19 Patrik Zackrisson &#8211; Atlant Mytishchi<br />
F 71 Jonas Andersson &#8211; Atlant Mytishchi<br />
F 23 Niklas Persson &#8211; CSKA Moscow</p>
<p>17 KHL Teams Represented<br />
7 SKA Saint Petersburg<br />
5 Atlant Mytishchi<br />
5 AK Bars Kazan<br />
4 CSKA Moscow<br />
3 Dynamo Moscow<br />
3 Amur Khabarovsk<br />
3 Metallurg Magnitogorsk<br />
3 Severstal Cherepovets<br />
2 Dinamo Minsk<br />
2 Avangard Omsk<br />
2 Barys Astana<br />
2 Salavat Yulaev Ufa<br />
2 Neftekhimik Nizhnekamsk<br />
2 Sibir Novosibirsk<br />
1 Torpedo Nizhny Novgorod<br />
1 Yugra Khanty-Mansiysk<br />
1 Metallurg Novokuznetsk</p>
<p>KHL League Standings 2011-12<br />
01 Traktor Chelyabinsk 69 P<br />
02 SKA Saint Petersburg 67<br />
03 Dynamo Moscow 58<br />
04 Dinamo Minsk	58<br />
05 Amur Khabarovsk 57<br />
06 Avangard Omsk 56<br />
07 Atlant Mytishchi 55<br />
08 Barys Astana	53<br />
09 Ak Bars Kazan 52<br />
10 Torpedo Nizhny Novgorod 52<br />
11 Metallurg Magnitogorsk 51<br />
12 Salavat Yulaev Ufa 50<br />
13 Yugra Khanty-Mansiysk 49<br />
14 Severstal Cherepovets 47<br />
15 Dinamo Riga 46<br />
16 CSKA Moscow 44<br />
17 Neftekhimik Nizhnekamsk 40<br />
18 Metallurg Novokuznetsk 38<br />
19 Lev Poprad 35<br />
20 Sibir Novosibirsk 35<br />
21 Spartak Moscow 32<br />
22 Vityaz Chekhov 28<br />
23 Avtomobilist Yekaterinburg 20</p>
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		<title>By: Goat</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/12/14/cheer-up/#comment-23777</link>
		<dc:creator>Goat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 15:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pygmy goat stampede just made my morning. Thank you!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pygmy goat stampede just made my morning. Thank you!</p>
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		<title>By: Puck Buddy</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/12/14/cheer-up/#comment-23775</link>
		<dc:creator>Puck Buddy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 13:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Here&#039;s Marcel the Shell with Shoes, wishing you a happy day:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF9-sEbqDvU ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> Here&#8217;s Marcel the Shell with Shoes, wishing you a happy day:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF9-sEbqDvU" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF9-sEbqDvU</a> </p>
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		<title>By: Brandan Pfeifer</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/12/14/cheer-up/#comment-23774</link>
		<dc:creator>Brandan Pfeifer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 07:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I dont know which is worse, this collection of videos... or the fact that they worked and made me laugh... damn you]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I dont know which is worse, this collection of videos&#8230; or the fact that they worked and made me laugh&#8230; damn you</p>
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		<title>By: Bobby Gee</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/12/14/cheer-up/#comment-23773</link>
		<dc:creator>Bobby Gee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 06:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hahahahahahaha Thanks Peter!

I confess I never believed in the rally balloon thingy.  It seemed at the time, and has since proven true, that it was a false talisman leading to unrealistic expectations and hopes.  It was like going to see the 3 witches in Macbeth for prophesies, guidance and counsel and well...you know the rest.

And I have no doubts that wins will come.  The problem is they tend to lead to more unrealistic expectations and hopes.  Remember how pumped up and juiced we were when it looked like the Caps finally crossed the Rubicon with wins over the Senators and Leafs?  Oh yeah, those pesky Flyers showed up and well...you know the rest.

Winnipeg and Colorado.  As the 3 witches would put it:
&quot;Double, double toil and trouble,
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hahahahahahaha Thanks Peter!</p>
<p>I confess I never believed in the rally balloon thingy.  It seemed at the time, and has since proven true, that it was a false talisman leading to unrealistic expectations and hopes.  It was like going to see the 3 witches in Macbeth for prophesies, guidance and counsel and well&#8230;you know the rest.</p>
<p>And I have no doubts that wins will come.  The problem is they tend to lead to more unrealistic expectations and hopes.  Remember how pumped up and juiced we were when it looked like the Caps finally crossed the Rubicon with wins over the Senators and Leafs?  Oh yeah, those pesky Flyers showed up and well&#8230;you know the rest.</p>
<p>Winnipeg and Colorado.  As the 3 witches would put it:<br />
&#8220;Double, double toil and trouble,<br />
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Colin</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/12/14/cheer-up/#comment-23771</link>
		<dc:creator>Colin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 05:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who do we trade for the seals? :)

Thanks Peter!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Who do we trade for the seals? <img src='http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Thanks Peter!</p>
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		<title>By: Rachel Cohen</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/12/14/cheer-up/#comment-23769</link>
		<dc:creator>Rachel Cohen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 04:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gonna contribute to this here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWGjnIhUyew

Also, a .gif of Boba Fett dancing...... That does not work. Wehhhh]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gonna contribute to this here: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWGjnIhUyew" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWGjnIhUyew</a></p>
<p>Also, a .gif of Boba Fett dancing&#8230;&#8230; That does not work. Wehhhh</p>
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		<title>By: Kathryn</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/12/14/cheer-up/#comment-23770</link>
		<dc:creator>Kathryn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 04:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[PYGMY GOATS.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>PYGMY GOATS.</p>
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