http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/12/28/mike-green-finally-returns-to-practice/ A cheerfully demented Washington Capitals site with a healthy fixation on Alex Ovechkin and his Russian bros. CRASH THE NET! Fri, 24 May 2013 10:29:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/12/28/mike-green-finally-returns-to-practice/#comment-24013 Download and Print the MIKE GREEN: GAME ON Poster Tue, 03 Jan 2012 20:19:23 +0000 http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?p=26410#comment-24013 [...] As we learned earlier, Mike Green will return to active play tonight after missing 73 billion games due to an injury to his love machine. [...]

]]> http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/12/28/mike-green-finally-returns-to-practice/#comment-24005 Hark! Mike Green Has Returned Tue, 03 Jan 2012 15:39:05 +0000 http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?p=26410#comment-24005 [...] According to John Walton, Mike Green will be playing tonight vs. the Calgary Flames, his hometown team. It will be his first game since November 11th, his 6th game of the season.  Green played just 30 games in the calendar year of 2011. [...]

]]> http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/12/28/mike-green-finally-returns-to-practice/#comment-23956 Danielle Thu, 29 Dec 2011 17:56:00 +0000 http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?p=26410#comment-23956 I will be deleriously happy when he actually returns to play.  Maybe in the future, they should bubble wrap his groin.

]]> http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/12/28/mike-green-finally-returns-to-practice/#comment-23940 Pattyo Wed, 28 Dec 2011 18:51:00 +0000 http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?p=26410#comment-23940 From this point on, he’ll NEVER get injured again. EVER.

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