Ovi happy, Alzner sad. Pic’s blurry, but yet so very, very perfect. (Photo credit: Tarik El-Bashir)

Karl Alzner has been hating on everything Russian over the past week. First, he gave us low marks on RMNB’s “Caps Fans and Bad Habits” post. More recently, he bet against Team Russia in the WJC and the only Caps prospect in the tournament, Evgeny Kuznetsov. Why? So he could show allegiance to his Canadian homeland. Deplorable.

And that’s why the humility train made a quick stop at Kettler Capitals IcePlex. Alzner had to wear an ugly Russia jersey from the pits of Alex Ovechkin’s closet. Alzner wore the unsightly thing all practice long and described it as “the worst morning of my life.”

Neener, neener.

UPDATE 1:55PM: Alzner takes to the twitters to discuss his morning.

One of the worst mornings ever. That jersey won't ever be worn by me again. Fml

I think “Fml” means “favorite meal (for) lunch.” Not 100% on that.


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  • mammasan

    That is GR8!!

  • Manda

    Ahhaaahhhahahahahhhha!!! SICK!

  • Dougie Fresh

    Poor Alzner. He didn’t deserve to wear a filthy rag like that.

  • Peter

    if RUS were playing against USA, I’d agree. But they played CANADA, so the RUS jersey is beautiful.

  • katth

    Yeah f*ck my life too… 

  • Spruha

    haha favorite meal for lunch. awesome

  • Dark Stranger

    I wonder what type of bets the Swedes and the Russians on the Caps have going on for tonight!  I hope nobody has promised to shave their head if their team loses.  Our boys look better with hair than without.