Photo credit: Patrick McDermott

On Monday, there was a great deal of confusion about why the Capitals didn’t make any roster moves — after both owner and general manager expressed a desire to buy, many were left wondering why they never did. Luckily, we got an exclusive look at General Manager George McPhee’s Facebook Timeline, and we think it may shed some light on the mysterious events of February 27, the Tradeless Deadline.

Additional jokes by Ana Hansen.

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  • Excellent!!  I’ll be laughing over this for a long time … 

  • Will Tucker

    this is fantastic. 

  • JessHughes

    Seriously awesome.

  • Peter

    I go to Chicago for 2 days and this happens. Well done, guys.

  • Thepeerless

    well, well done!

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  • MP85lover

    That’s hysterical!!!!

  • CapitalsCenter

    This is absolutely amazing

  • Amazing.  I urinated when I saw the #fakefans interjection + Mike Green’s face.

  • WIN. 

  • Chris Gardner

    Best! Hahahahaahaha:))))))))

  • DoubleA

    Simply sensational!

  • Traceybee

    This is hilarious!!!

  • Well done. 

  • Owen

    We have goalies that allow SOME goals. lol

  • We’re loving this over here at the office!

  • SeanL

    Yzerman comment was the best.

  • Nour

    MY FAVORITE POST EVERRRR. Better than my JC74 one. 

  • Brilliant. ahahahaha ice!

  • hahaha brilliant

  • Embrace the snark — it’s all we got left!

  •  Thanks for all the kind words you guys. This is insane. And I was nervous everyone would hate this post!

  • Janabanana510

    This. Is. Awesome!!!!!

  • So_Cal_Brat

    Best . Post . Ever.

  • why gormley say you trade me for nash?” haha awesome

  • Mac

    This is seriously the best thing ever. BB has invited you to Ice Cream Social. LMAO!

  • This is one of the funniest things I have ever read. Mad props.

  • Safe to say it is the exact opposite.

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  • Pattyo

    That was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen in my life!

  • Mcrere_va

    that’s pretty funny, couldn’t stop laughing

  • Lovi

    I DIED. The Yzerman thing and when GMGM became friend with Ice was HILRIOUS!!

  • @CapsFans1921

    Best Post EVER! My face hurts from laughing. . .

  • Brilliant! 

  • CDizz

     OH MY GOD. Are you THE Rusty Shackelford?!

  • CDizz

    Laugh. Out. Loud.

  • One of the best posts in RMNB history, veteran says.

  • John W.

    That Stevie Y post made my day

  • Lisa


  • Sr7702

    I will start reading RMNB more frequently because of this post. (I’m sorry, there are just so many Caps blogs I can’t read them all. That doesn’t mean I love the rest of you any less.) 

  • Colin

    Very well done sir. My side hurt from laughing now. 

  • A+, Full of hilarity and jest

  • Gerald Nguyen

    Semin: “Nobody else want me? We stuck together, I play bongo’s at next party.”

  • HockeyMomVA

     This is hilarious – absolutely love it!

  • Rhino40

    ROTGDFLMMFAO!!!!! Priceless!

  • Bobby Hiebert

    I can’t stop reading this and laughing. My favorite parts were: all of it. Highlights were BB’s comment about 2 game win streak and Varlamov liking the hating GMGM thing. OMG this makes my day!

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  • Knubler

    awesome start to finish, LOL