Screengrab via @PuckBuddys

The Capitals’ big night in Detroit marked an important milestone for a player dear to this blog’s collective heart. Alex Semin recorded his 400th career point when he assisted Keith Aucoin’s spin-o-rama.

CSN-DC commemorated the moment by isolating Sasha on the bench, where he was deep in thought. About something. And to amp up the creepiness, they zoomed. Ladies and gentlemen, we proudly present — straight from Peter Robbio’s Youtube page — the most absurd video we’ve ever seen.

So what is Sasha Minor thinking about? Dale Hunter’s whiteboard sessions? Golf carts? The misanthropic oeuvre of French playwright Molière? We will never know, ’cause he’s not gonna give another English-language interview until Matt Bradley shoots off at the mouth again.

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  • boop

    He isn’t turning into the DC version of Ilya “HuMANgous Big Universe”  Bryzgalov, is he?

  • http://www.facebook.com/coxswainsc Nick Palastro

    I think he was trying to comprehend Ovechkin’s extensive vocabulary of “sick” and “unbelievable”.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=15603584 Darryl Bishop

    “Did I leave the gas on?”

  • Diana

    “Putin. Reelected. Did I vote?” 
    “Did I forget to turn off my toaster oven?”
    “Were they chanting ‘crosby’s better’ the other night?”

  • http://twitter.com/TJMillerF16 TJ Miller

    Let’s see, milk and bread at Safeway, pants at the cleaners, and vodka at the liqueur store.

  • http://www.facebook.com/nick.braun37 Nick Braun

    “No, I’m a flipping squirrel.”

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  • http://twitter.com/dmatties Doug Matties

    Why is the ice white?  I …. can’t …. look ….. away ….

  • Caps

    Lol this was cracking me up when I was watching the game.

  • Sasha cares

    I honestly hope he’s here next year.

  • Deathless

    Maybe it’s not Bryz who should be known as “Universe.”

  • Mchrist2

    I swear gah! I don’t remember anything from this game, it’s okay though cuz im a filthy russian

  • http://twitter.com/brandocash Brandon Holthaus

    There’s so many to choose from

  • Slava Malamud

    “BllllllllyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaDdddddd….”

  • Lowfreq13

    “I am a sick man. I am an angry man. I am an unattractive man.”

  • Semisilver

    “There is a fell voice on the air.”

  • http://twitter.com/TheDugsSports The Dugs DC Sports

    He must have heard Frankie Goes To Hollywood – Relax , the Trigger to turn Semin into a killing machine

  • Roadworrier

    Maybe he’s gone Buddhist…..

  • Lowfreq13

    “I am a sick man. I am an angry man. I am an unattractive man.”

  • http://twitter.com/thatwilcoxguy JW
  • Dmitry

    WOW, The ice is so HUMANGOUS BEEG…

  • Mike

    cupcakes!

  • Priscilla

    I just need Hadeed.  I just need…Hadeed.  I could totally say that. 

  • Capsaholic

    Did I take the red pill, or the blue?

  • http://twitter.com/IAmUndersteer Steve Killmon

    See the puck. Feel the puck. BE the puck…

  • Mike

    Oops… trying again.

    http://i.imgur.com/DBq6V.jpg

  • Peter

    WHAT THE

  • http://twitter.com/IgorKleyner Igor Kleyner

    Hey, I though this was a family blog!

  • Peter

    secrets  
    secrets  are no fun 
    secrets  
    secrets  hurt someone

  • Jalmer

    ‘Did I go to Wendy’s twice yesterday?’

  • Caps256

    Hey, I can see my nose hairs in the reflection in the glass.

  • http://twitter.com/IgorKleyner Igor Kleyner

     http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mat_%28Russian_profanity%29

  • Peter

    These comments are so GD funny.

  • http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com Ian Oland

    Had to make this

  • http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com Ian Oland

    And this one too

  • Yv

    “..How old I’m?? 
    400 – is it a lot or not?? Do I need more? Shoot, I don’t know. I should ask Ovi..”

  • Peter

    Jeez. Dude.

    Sigh…

    Just tumble them and go to bed.

  • MeRo

    “The Detroit Red Wings presented by Amway”…who are we presented by, I need to ask Ovi.

  • AyCabroooon

    not going to talk to her ever again….not answering her calls or texts…..dayum I hope she calls….

  • Mkpanda78

    O, what a rogue and peasant slave am I!
    Is it not monstrous that this player here,
    But in a fiction, in a dream of passion…

  • Max
  • Puckbuddys

    “How come I’m the only one who liked ‘John Carter’?”

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  • Dan

    This could easily replace the Philosoraptor meme.

  • Rumbly

    I’ve left this page open at work all day and when I need a pick-me-up, I just look at his inspiring visage… thanks, Peter, for your dedication in showing us what Sasha – and life – are all about.

  • Thomas Dickenairy

    “400 hundred… I wonder how much is in Russian…  I count… 1…2…3..”

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  • Wha??????

    Did i actually block a shot last week?

  • http://www.facebook.com/em.kei1 Kei Em

    “who’s dis 400 & why did he scoaaa me?”

  • Rhino40

    “…BRRAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNS!!!!!”

  • Rhino40

    But seriously, folks, –if SashaMinor® just ended a hard skating shift in which he left nothing behind, how can we begrudge him enjoying a ZenMoment™ immediately thereafter?

  • Jojofine

    Clearly he’s thinking…. “DERP”.