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	<title>Comments on: Heart Still Beating, Caps beat Bruins 3-2 (SO)</title>
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		<title>By: Rhino40</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/03/29/heart-still-beating-caps-beat-bruins-3-2-so/#comment-26129</link>
		<dc:creator>Rhino40</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2012 19:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
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I been looking at a lot of different blogs today, and I have loved some of the comments
on the shootout almost as much as the shots themselves--and their respective
aftermath--as well: 
 
&quot;&lt;i&gt;Beat him like a rented mule&lt;/i&gt;&quot; 
&quot;&lt;i&gt;Owned&lt;/i&gt;&quot; 
&quot;&lt;i&gt;pwned&lt;/i&gt;&quot; 
&quot;&lt;i&gt;ownzered&lt;/i&gt;&quot; 
&quot;&lt;i&gt;faked out of his [pants/skates/jock/all of the above] &lt;/i&gt;&quot; 
&quot;&lt;i&gt;Принадлежит! &lt;/i&gt;&quot; 
&quot;&lt;i&gt;mit dem Dosenöffner&lt;/i&gt;&quot; 
&quot;&lt;i&gt;avec le ouvre-boîte&lt;/i&gt;&quot; 
&quot;&lt;i&gt;kun la Hundo-malfermilo&lt;/i&gt;&quot; 
&quot;&lt;i&gt;pitched a fit&lt;/i&gt;&quot; 
&quot;&lt;i&gt;threw a tantrum&lt;/i&gt;&quot; 
&quot;&lt;i&gt;can&#039;t play baseball, either&lt;/i&gt;&quot; 
&quot;&lt;i&gt;or walk down the tunnel, for that matter&lt;/i&gt;&quot; 
&quot;&lt;i&gt;Vive Le Brooksi&lt;/i&gt;!”


“&lt;i&gt;Jsem lepší brankář než ty!&lt;/i&gt;


“&lt;I&gt;USA Prime Credit This Is
Peggy Can I Help?&lt;/i&gt;”


“&lt;i&gt;ahahahahahahahaha!&lt;/i&gt;”


“&lt;i&gt;Tie sať, Zdeno, a ja ťa nenávidím!&lt;/i&gt;“


&quot;&lt;i&gt;Nej köttbullar för dig, Timmi- kom tillbaka ett år!&lt;/i&gt;”
 
Of course, the best one of all was: 
 
&quot;&lt;i&gt;Caps win&lt;/i&gt;&quot;


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<p>I been looking at a lot of different blogs today, and I have loved some of the comments<br />
on the shootout almost as much as the shots themselves&#8211;and their respective<br />
aftermath&#8211;as well: <br />
 <br />
&#8220;<i>Beat him like a rented mule</i>&#8220; <br />
&#8220;<i>Owned</i>&#8220; <br />
&#8220;<i>pwned</i>&#8220; <br />
&#8220;<i>ownzered</i>&#8220; <br />
&#8220;<i>faked out of his [pants/skates/jock/all of the above] </i>&#8220; <br />
&#8220;<i>Принадлежит! </i>&#8220; <br />
&#8220;<i>mit dem Dosenöffner</i>&#8220; <br />
&#8220;<i>avec le ouvre-boîte</i>&#8220; <br />
&#8220;<i>kun la Hundo-malfermilo</i>&#8220; <br />
&#8220;<i>pitched a fit</i>&#8220; <br />
&#8220;<i>threw a tantrum</i>&#8220; <br />
&#8220;<i>can&#8217;t play baseball, either</i>&#8220; <br />
&#8220;<i>or walk down the tunnel, for that matter</i>&#8220; <br />
&#8220;<i>Vive Le Brooksi</i>!”</p>
<p>“<i>Jsem lepší brankář než ty!</i></p>
<p>“<i>USA Prime Credit This Is<br />
Peggy Can I Help?</i>”</p>
<p>“<i>ahahahahahahahaha!</i>”</p>
<p>“<i>Tie sať, Zdeno, a ja ťa nenávidím!</i>“</p>
<p>&#8220;<i>Nej köttbullar för dig, Timmi- kom tillbaka ett år!</i>”<br />
 <br />
Of course, the best one of all was: <br />
 <br />
&#8220;<i>Caps win</i>&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Adburns96</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/03/29/heart-still-beating-caps-beat-bruins-3-2-so/#comment-26126</link>
		<dc:creator>Adburns96</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2012 17:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[May God have mercy on our souls...if we have any left.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>May God have mercy on our souls&#8230;if we have any left.</p>
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		<title>By: K4</title>
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		<dc:creator>K4</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2012 12:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Yep.  Although Wideman had his share of gaffes.  His move seems to be: try to outskate the fore checker, get pocket picked/checked and cough up the puck.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> Yep.  Although Wideman had his share of gaffes.  His move seems to be: try to outskate the fore checker, get pocket picked/checked and cough up the puck.</p>
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		<title>By: Ana</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ana</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2012 03:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Forget telling them it&#039;s Game 7 of the playoffs...try telling them it&#039;s the first week of the season, that worked GREAT!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Forget telling them it&#8217;s Game 7 of the playoffs&#8230;try telling them it&#8217;s the first week of the season, that worked GREAT!</p>
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		<title>By: J.P.</title>
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		<dc:creator>J.P.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2012 03:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two things:
 It was Alzner that failed to clear the puck on the the goal that evened it up, not Wideman. 
Matty Hendricks kills goalies dead. Bang, bang. 

We&quot;ll take the 2 points.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Two things:<br />
 It was Alzner that failed to clear the puck on the the goal that evened it up, not Wideman.<br />
Matty Hendricks kills goalies dead. Bang, bang. </p>
<p>We&#8221;ll take the 2 points.</p>
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		<title>By: bailamos?</title>
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		<dc:creator>bailamos?</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2012 02:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bailamos because yay shootout!! Playoffs!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KboCLgKIhTk&amp;ob=av2n (I totally did not take that from your twitter what are you talking about)

As a side note, why are all the related posts about the Bruins beating the Caps?
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bailamos because yay shootout!! Playoffs!! <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KboCLgKIhTk&#038;ob=av2n" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KboCLgKIhTk&#038;ob=av2n</a> (I totally did not take that from your twitter what are you talking about)</p>
<p>As a side note, why are all the related posts about the Bruins beating the Caps?<br />
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		<title>By: abrlcklnthewall</title>
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		<dc:creator>abrlcklnthewall</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2012 01:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Shootouts are the devil.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Shootouts are the devil.</p>
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		<title>By: RIPplayoffhopes2012</title>
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		<dc:creator>RIPplayoffhopes2012</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2012 01:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was in class, is there video of the SO up yet?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was in class, is there video of the SO up yet?</p>
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		<title>By: sonja n a</title>
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		<dc:creator>sonja n a</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2012 01:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#039;ll buy the game misconduct ... but only if we also get a power play for that atrocious hit by Chara on Keith Aucoin ... 

Thomas&#039; pissy fit in the shootout was a sight to behold :) ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ll buy the game misconduct &#8230; but only if we also get a power play for that atrocious hit by Chara on Keith Aucoin &#8230; </p>
<p>Thomas&#8217; pissy fit in the shootout was a sight to behold <img src='http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  </p>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2012 01:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[requesting gif of tim thomas getting pissy after hendy&#039;s shot and/or stumbling his way off the ice!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>requesting gif of tim thomas getting pissy after hendy&#8217;s shot and/or stumbling his way off the ice!</p>
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