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	<title>Comments on: Happy Real Opening Day, Baseball Fans</title>
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	<description>A cheerfully demented Washington Capitals site with a healthy fixation on Alex Ovechkin and his Russian bros. CRASH THE NET!</description>
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		<title>By: serpent</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/04/06/happy-real-opening-day-baseball-fans/#comment-26343</link>
		<dc:creator>serpent</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Apr 2012 14:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Shame! go to your room, Chris]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Shame! go to your room, Chris</p>
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		<title>By: hai</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/04/06/happy-real-opening-day-baseball-fans/#comment-26327</link>
		<dc:creator>hai</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2012 19:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Shouting the &quot;O&quot; in the Star Spangled Banner happened at O&#039;s games LONG before Caps games. :-P]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Shouting the &#8220;O&#8221; in the Star Spangled Banner happened at O&#8217;s games LONG before Caps games. <img src='http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':-P' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Steven Kern</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/04/06/happy-real-opening-day-baseball-fans/#comment-26322</link>
		<dc:creator>Steven Kern</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2012 17:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Peter and I have had a long-running joke for the past few years that the O&#039;s Home Opener is happening every day.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Peter and I have had a long-running joke for the past few years that the O&#8217;s Home Opener is happening every day.</p>
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		<title>By: Ian Oland</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/04/06/happy-real-opening-day-baseball-fans/#comment-26321</link>
		<dc:creator>Ian Oland</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2012 17:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[K, for once, we actually fact-checked a post!  They ARE totally playing at Camden Yards in two hours! http://baltimore.orioles.mlb.com/index.jsp?c_id=bal]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>K, for once, we actually fact-checked a post!  They ARE totally playing at Camden Yards in two hours! http://baltimore.orioles.mlb.com/index.jsp?c_id=bal</p>
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		<title>By: O's are terrible!</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/04/06/happy-real-opening-day-baseball-fans/#comment-26320</link>
		<dc:creator>O's are terrible!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2012 17:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[*Terrible team and a terrible owner]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*Terrible team and a terrible owner</p>
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		<title>By: O's are terrible!</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/04/06/happy-real-opening-day-baseball-fans/#comment-26319</link>
		<dc:creator>O's are terrible!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2012 17:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Terrible team and a terrible meant I immediately switched allegiances to the Nats when they came to town and I haven&#039;t looked back.  After all, who wants to root for a team that got beat by a community college... ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Terrible team and a terrible meant I immediately switched allegiances to the Nats when they came to town and I haven&#8217;t looked back.  After all, who wants to root for a team that got beat by a community college&#8230; </p>
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		<title>By: Steven Kern</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/04/06/happy-real-opening-day-baseball-fans/#comment-26318</link>
		<dc:creator>Steven Kern</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2012 17:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Peter, there seems to be a factual error in this article. The O&#039;s Home Opener is next Tuesday. I thought if anyone would know when the O&#039;s Home Opener is, it would be you. Alas, I was wrong.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Peter, there seems to be a factual error in this article. The O&#8217;s Home Opener is next Tuesday. I thought if anyone would know when the O&#8217;s Home Opener is, it would be you. Alas, I was wrong.</p>
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		<title>By: Nickmiser91</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/04/06/happy-real-opening-day-baseball-fans/#comment-26317</link>
		<dc:creator>Nickmiser91</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2012 17:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I used to like the O&#039;s until one owner decided to vote against Montreal coming to DC.  Wonder who that owner was.  ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I used to like the O&#8217;s until one owner decided to vote against Montreal coming to DC.  Wonder who that owner was.  </p>
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		<title>By: Chris Gordon</title>
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		<dc:creator>Chris Gordon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2012 17:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I apologize for my colleagues here. They really can&#039;t help themselves.

Let&#039;s go Yankees! Who&#039;s with me?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I apologize for my colleagues here. They really can&#8217;t help themselves.</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s go Yankees! Who&#8217;s with me?</p>
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		<title>By: Sick, Unbelievable</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/04/06/happy-real-opening-day-baseball-fans/#comment-26314</link>
		<dc:creator>Sick, Unbelievable</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2012 17:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[And, er (Ender?), the Orioles were around long before the Nationals. Capital and Oriole co-existing fandom shouldn&#039;t have to be justified!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And, er (Ender?), the Orioles were around long before the Nationals. Capital and Oriole co-existing fandom shouldn&#8217;t have to be justified!</p>
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