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	<title>Comments on: DC Birds Hate Tyler Seguin</title>
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		<title>By: Klarissa</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/04/17/dc-birds-hate-tyler-seguin/#comment-27197</link>
		<dc:creator>Klarissa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2012 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The first time I have ever liked/been proud of/not afraid of seagulls. They used their disgusting powers for good instead of french fry stealing evil. They make me proud!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The first time I have ever liked/been proud of/not afraid of seagulls. They used their disgusting powers for good instead of french fry stealing evil. They make me proud!</p>
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		<title>By: Prescriptions for Game Four: Win It For Nicky Signs</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/04/17/dc-birds-hate-tyler-seguin/#comment-27169</link>
		<dc:creator>Prescriptions for Game Four: Win It For Nicky Signs</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2012 06:58:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[...] If that doesn&#8217;t work, you can always go to Kinkos and print out a giant seagull head. That&#8217;ll really creep out Seguin. [...]]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] If that doesn&#8217;t work, you can always go to Kinkos and print out a giant seagull head. That&#8217;ll really creep out Seguin. [...]</p>
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		<title>By: DMV: It&#8217;s Thanksgiving In Dallas &#124; Mr. Irrelevant, a D.C. Sports Blog by the Brothers Mottram</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/04/17/dc-birds-hate-tyler-seguin/#comment-27115</link>
		<dc:creator>DMV: It&#8217;s Thanksgiving In Dallas &#124; Mr. Irrelevant, a D.C. Sports Blog by the Brothers Mottram</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2012 13:40:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[...] Birds on the other hand are shitting all over the Bruins. [RMNB] [...]]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Birds on the other hand are shitting all over the Bruins. [RMNB] [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Dark Stranger</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/04/17/dc-birds-hate-tyler-seguin/#comment-27083</link>
		<dc:creator>Dark Stranger</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2012 03:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Of course, by pointing out the lack of production for Seguin, will he now break through? Isn&#039;t that the Locker and Joe B jinx?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Of course, by pointing out the lack of production for Seguin, will he now break through? Isn&#8217;t that the Locker and Joe B jinx?</p>
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		<title>By: Chris</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/04/17/dc-birds-hate-tyler-seguin/#comment-27046</link>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 21:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rally pigeon sending a message? ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Rally pigeon sending a message? </p>
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		<title>By: Jessica</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/04/17/dc-birds-hate-tyler-seguin/#comment-27044</link>
		<dc:creator>Jessica</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 20:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#039;re not in Massachusetts anymore, Neviusjohn. &#039;Round these parts, getting pooped on by a bird is just that--getting pooped on by a bird. :-P]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We&#8217;re not in Massachusetts anymore, Neviusjohn. &#8216;Round these parts, getting pooped on by a bird is just that&#8211;getting pooped on by a bird. <img src='http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':-P' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Neviusjohn</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/04/17/dc-birds-hate-tyler-seguin/#comment-27039</link>
		<dc:creator>Neviusjohn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 19:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tyler, that&#039;s good luck to a Massachusetts fisherman. Reel some in for the Bruins]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tyler, that&#8217;s good luck to a Massachusetts fisherman. Reel some in for the Bruins</p>
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		<title>By: David</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/04/17/dc-birds-hate-tyler-seguin/#comment-27035</link>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 18:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#039;t think it was a seagull. I believe it was Slapshot.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t think it was a seagull. I believe it was Slapshot.</p>
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