Comments on: Caps-Fan-Hating Brad Marchand Swears He Didn’t Dive http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/04/25/caps-fan-hating-brad-marchand-swears-he-didnt-dive/ A cheerfully demented Washington Capitals site with a healthy fixation on Alex Ovechkin and his Russian bros. CRASH THE NET! Mon, 20 May 2013 16:30:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 By: Video: Ryan Callahan Dives After Being Slashed by Alex Semin http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/04/25/caps-fan-hating-brad-marchand-swears-he-didnt-dive/#comment-27717 Video: Ryan Callahan Dives After Being Slashed by Alex Semin Sat, 28 Apr 2012 20:06:20 +0000 http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?p=33340#comment-27717 [...] we were a bit relieved that we wouldn’t have to deal with a player like Brad Marchand diving all over the ice this [...]

]]> By: Trevorlachance34 http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/04/25/caps-fan-hating-brad-marchand-swears-he-didnt-dive/#comment-27655 Trevorlachance34 Fri, 27 Apr 2012 01:54:00 +0000 http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?p=33340#comment-27655 Im pretty sure you would go down like that if you got elbowed in the face, or if u got a fucking stick to the balls. Both plays should have been penalties but the Capitals suck the NHL’s cock the whole season, and get away with everything. Go suck a big one you fucking Caps fans. We won the cup last year, we dont need another one, just it would be nice to have one.

]]> By: Alex http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/04/25/caps-fan-hating-brad-marchand-swears-he-didnt-dive/#comment-27512 Alex Wed, 25 Apr 2012 21:37:00 +0000 http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?p=33340#comment-27512 I was under the impression that he was part rodent-that is, either rat or weasel. So it’s only natural that he comes up out of the ground to see Kesler go by.

]]> By: Ian Oland http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/04/25/caps-fan-hating-brad-marchand-swears-he-didnt-dive/#comment-27511 Ian Oland Wed, 25 Apr 2012 20:07:00 +0000 http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?p=33340#comment-27511  ::slow clap::

]]> By: PuckBuddyDoug http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/04/25/caps-fan-hating-brad-marchand-swears-he-didnt-dive/#comment-27509 PuckBuddyDoug Wed, 25 Apr 2012 19:48:00 +0000 http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?p=33340#comment-27509 He has more flops than Chevy Chase.

]]> By: Chimera http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/04/25/caps-fan-hating-brad-marchand-swears-he-didnt-dive/#comment-27508 Chimera Wed, 25 Apr 2012 19:41:00 +0000 http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?p=33340#comment-27508 Some players taking boxing lessons in the off season. I think Marchand takes acting classes.

]]> By: Rhino40 http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/04/25/caps-fan-hating-brad-marchand-swears-he-didnt-dive/#comment-27505 Rhino40 Wed, 25 Apr 2012 18:04:00 +0000 http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?p=33340#comment-27505 Diviest diver ever to dive…

Too late for this series, but when we play against him at VC next season I’d like to hear the media guys put on the Beatles’ Yellow Submarine next time the Bradster does a gainer:

1) The Crowd can sing along
2) Given the Bruins’ colors, th lyric is doubly appropriate…

BWAHAHAHAAHA!!

]]> By: Jim http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/04/25/caps-fan-hating-brad-marchand-swears-he-didnt-dive/#comment-27504 Jim Wed, 25 Apr 2012 17:31:00 +0000 http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?p=33340#comment-27504 And yes, there’s a way he was hit with enough force to cause him to do that.  

]]> By: Jim http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/04/25/caps-fan-hating-brad-marchand-swears-he-didnt-dive/#comment-27503 Jim Wed, 25 Apr 2012 17:30:00 +0000 http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?p=33340#comment-27503 The shaft comes up into his face on the initial impact.  Heh.  That sounds dirty.

]]> By: Krissy http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/04/25/caps-fan-hating-brad-marchand-swears-he-didnt-dive/#comment-27502 Krissy Wed, 25 Apr 2012 17:17:00 +0000 http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?p=33340#comment-27502 This is the funniest animation I have ever seen.  Ever.

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