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	<title>Comments on: Braden Holtby&#8217;s Son, Benjamin Hunter Holtby, Is Born</title>
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		<title>By: @CapsFans1921</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/05/10/braden-holtbys-son-benjamin-hunter-holtby-is-born/#comment-28301</link>
		<dc:creator>@CapsFans1921</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 22:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Where was the young lad born? Is his fiance&#039; in DC, PA, or Canada? Just curious if he was there at all during the birth or delivery.

All the more reason for &quot;Daddy&quot; Holts to succeed in this post season.

Go Caps!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Where was the young lad born? Is his fiance&#8217; in DC, PA, or Canada? Just curious if he was there at all during the birth or delivery.</p>
<p>All the more reason for &#8220;Daddy&#8221; Holts to succeed in this post season.</p>
<p>Go Caps!</p>
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		<title>By: David Zeile</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/05/10/braden-holtbys-son-benjamin-hunter-holtby-is-born/#comment-28296</link>
		<dc:creator>David Zeile</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 14:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[And Dale&#039;s not exactly the first person you&#039;d suck up to.  Typically you save brownnosing for people who might actually be susceptible to it, and from what I know of Huntsy, he&#039;s not.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And Dale&#8217;s not exactly the first person you&#8217;d suck up to.  Typically you save brownnosing for people who might actually be susceptible to it, and from what I know of Huntsy, he&#8217;s not.</p>
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		<title>By: David Zeile</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/05/10/braden-holtbys-son-benjamin-hunter-holtby-is-born/#comment-28295</link>
		<dc:creator>David Zeile</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 14:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That picture will haunt me in my sleep.  And while I&#039;m awake.  And probably long after I&#039;m dead.


Major congrats to the whole Holtby family.  There are unconfirmed reports that after finishing the delivery, Brandi took a water bottle off the bedside table and squirted it on the wall behind her.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That picture will haunt me in my sleep.  And while I&#8217;m awake.  And probably long after I&#8217;m dead.</p>
<p>Major congrats to the whole Holtby family.  There are unconfirmed reports that after finishing the delivery, Brandi took a water bottle off the bedside table and squirted it on the wall behind her.</p>
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		<title>By: Danielle</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/05/10/braden-holtbys-son-benjamin-hunter-holtby-is-born/#comment-28290</link>
		<dc:creator>Danielle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 13:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#039;s not uncommon for people to use their mom&#039;s maiden name for their kids.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s not uncommon for people to use their mom&#8217;s maiden name for their kids.</p>
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		<title>By: DMV: Braden Holtby Has A Baby And Karl Alzner Has A Neckbeard &#124; Mr. Irrelevant, a D.C. Sports Blog by the Brothers Mottram</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/05/10/braden-holtbys-son-benjamin-hunter-holtby-is-born/#comment-28282</link>
		<dc:creator>DMV: Braden Holtby Has A Baby And Karl Alzner Has A Neckbeard &#124; Mr. Irrelevant, a D.C. Sports Blog by the Brothers Mottram</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 12:11:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[...] Here&#8217;s the best Photoshop imaginable of lil&#8217; Benjamin Hunter. [RMNB] [...]]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Here&#8217;s the best Photoshop imaginable of lil&#8217; Benjamin Hunter. [RMNB] [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Capital_Punishment</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/05/10/braden-holtbys-son-benjamin-hunter-holtby-is-born/#comment-28286</link>
		<dc:creator>Capital_Punishment</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 11:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You can tell it is Holtby&#039;s kid, it was born with facial hair.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You can tell it is Holtby&#8217;s kid, it was born with facial hair.</p>
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		<title>By: Sgt. Hartman</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/05/10/braden-holtbys-son-benjamin-hunter-holtby-is-born/#comment-28279</link>
		<dc:creator>Sgt. Hartman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 02:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Congratulations to this fine family!  Good timing, too.  Holtby now has a great excuse for not changing any diapers and sleeping through the night.  That should be motivation enough to get him through mid-June.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Congratulations to this fine family!  Good timing, too.  Holtby now has a great excuse for not changing any diapers and sleeping through the night.  That should be motivation enough to get him through mid-June.</p>
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		<title>By: Bryant Thomas</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bryant Thomas</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 23:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That picture might be the creepiest thing I&#039;ve ever seen.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That picture might be the creepiest thing I&#8217;ve ever seen.</p>
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		<title>By: Rhino40</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/05/10/braden-holtbys-son-benjamin-hunter-holtby-is-born/#comment-28269</link>
		<dc:creator>Rhino40</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 22:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[AWWWWWW.....]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>AWWWWWW&#8230;..</p>
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		<title>By: Ana</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ana</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 20:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For the record, Holtby&#039;s mother&#039;s maiden name is also Hunter. Suckup to coach? Tribute to mom? WHO KNOWS.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For the record, Holtby&#8217;s mother&#8217;s maiden name is also Hunter. Suckup to coach? Tribute to mom? WHO KNOWS.</p>
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