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	<title>Comments on: Jason Chimera&#8217;s First Pitch At Orioles-Nationals Game</title>
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	<description>A cheerfully demented Washington Capitals site with a healthy fixation on Alex Ovechkin and his Russian bros. CRASH THE NET!</description>
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		<title>By: Alan Dobbins</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/05/20/jason-chimeras-first-pitch-at-orioles-nationals-game/#comment-29458</link>
		<dc:creator>Alan Dobbins</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jul 2012 00:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have a problem with this. I love Jason Chimera, love the Caps. Hate the Nationals. And Hate Tom Gorzelanny. This is so messed up. Send the Expos back where they came from. You Nationals fans are so fake. Traitors.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have a problem with this. I love Jason Chimera, love the Caps. Hate the Nationals. And Hate Tom Gorzelanny. This is so messed up. Send the Expos back where they came from. You Nationals fans are so fake. Traitors.</p>
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		<title>By: Livia</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/05/20/jason-chimeras-first-pitch-at-orioles-nationals-game/#comment-28712</link>
		<dc:creator>Livia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 02:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don&#039;t I know it. Really, for a while there, it looked as if the O&#039;s would sweep the series. It was very surprising how the Nats surged today--even our play-by-play commentator said, &quot;Well, this is weird.&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t I know it. Really, for a while there, it looked as if the O&#8217;s would sweep the series. It was very surprising how the Nats surged today&#8211;even our play-by-play commentator said, &#8220;Well, this is weird.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Peter Hassett</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/05/20/jason-chimeras-first-pitch-at-orioles-nationals-game/#comment-28705</link>
		<dc:creator>Peter Hassett</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 23:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hahahaa Boo.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hahahaa Boo.</p>
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		<title>By: Peter Hassett</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/05/20/jason-chimeras-first-pitch-at-orioles-nationals-game/#comment-28706</link>
		<dc:creator>Peter Hassett</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 23:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[2 wins out of 3.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>2 wins out of 3.</p>
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		<title>By: BaltimoreGloryholes</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/05/20/jason-chimeras-first-pitch-at-orioles-nationals-game/#comment-28704</link>
		<dc:creator>BaltimoreGloryholes</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 22:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[O&#039;s Suck. Go Nats. Maryland can go die.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>O&#8217;s Suck. Go Nats. Maryland can go die.</p>
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		<title>By: Livia</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/05/20/jason-chimeras-first-pitch-at-orioles-nationals-game/#comment-28702</link>
		<dc:creator>Livia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 22:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Your pro-Orioles bias is shameless! You must be very excited about your team this year, though. What an offensive powerhouse. We Nats fans should thank them for teaching by example this weekend how to rack up RBIs.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Your pro-Orioles bias is shameless! You must be very excited about your team this year, though. What an offensive powerhouse. We Nats fans should thank them for teaching by example this weekend how to rack up RBIs.</p>
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		<title>By: Nick Palastro</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/05/20/jason-chimeras-first-pitch-at-orioles-nationals-game/#comment-28700</link>
		<dc:creator>Nick Palastro</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 20:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why?  He plays for the Washington Capitals and not the Baltimore Capitals.  ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why?  He plays for the Washington Capitals and not the Baltimore Capitals.  </p>
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		<title>By: Bryant Thomas</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/05/20/jason-chimeras-first-pitch-at-orioles-nationals-game/#comment-28699</link>
		<dc:creator>Bryant Thomas</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 20:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I still think he should have worn the O&#039;s jersey though.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I still think he should have worn the O&#8217;s jersey though.</p>
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