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	<title>Comments on: Alex Semin Injures Himself With His Own Gold Medal</title>
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	<description>A cheerfully demented Washington Capitals site with a healthy fixation on Alex Ovechkin and his Russian bros. CRASH THE NET!</description>
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		<title>By: Michael Blaesing</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/05/22/alex-semin-injures-himself-with-his-own-gold-medal/#comment-28835</link>
		<dc:creator>Michael Blaesing</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2012 20:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&quot;Alexander ran around the room and shot everyone.&quot; excerpt from the google translate of Lynsekov&#039;s article........]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Alexander ran around the room and shot everyone.&#8221; excerpt from the google translate of Lynsekov&#8217;s article&#8230;&#8230;..</p>
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		<title>By: sakuragi</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/05/22/alex-semin-injures-himself-with-his-own-gold-medal/#comment-28807</link>
		<dc:creator>sakuragi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 13:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[oh my god,the Lynsekov&#039;s article is so funny.Varlamov actually lost his medal 
&quot;Oi,I lost my gold medal!!!&#039; he was looking for it.Found it.
&#039;Here it is.The first one.The heaviest one!&#039; like how Syomin put it when he &#039;&#039;wacked&#039; his forehead with his own medal &#039;it&#039;s heavy! &#039; hahaha


Malkin was so happy he said &#039;I&#039;m the happiest.i don&#039;t know how to say it.I love everyone.I want to kiss everyone!&#039;


and Pavel Datsyuk,of course.the modest one,who missed the last WC because of the watch his friends gave him.Pity that guy.


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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>oh my god,the Lynsekov&#8217;s article is so funny.Varlamov actually lost his medal<br />
&#8220;Oi,I lost my gold medal!!!&#8217; he was looking for it.Found it.<br />
&#8216;Here it is.The first one.The heaviest one!&#8217; like how Syomin put it when he &#8221;wacked&#8217; his forehead with his own medal &#8216;it&#8217;s heavy! &#8216; hahaha</p>
<p>Malkin was so happy he said &#8216;I&#8217;m the happiest.i don&#8217;t know how to say it.I love everyone.I want to kiss everyone!&#8217;</p>
<p>and Pavel Datsyuk,of course.the modest one,who missed the last WC because of the watch his friends gave him.Pity that guy.</p>
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		<title>By: Andrew Zhukov</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/05/22/alex-semin-injures-himself-with-his-own-gold-medal/#comment-28803</link>
		<dc:creator>Andrew Zhukov</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 05:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Guys, be jealous of silence :) Let our team win every year with light injuries!!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Guys, be jealous of silence <img src='http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  Let our team win every year with light injuries!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Arctic_Moomin</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/05/22/alex-semin-injures-himself-with-his-own-gold-medal/#comment-28790</link>
		<dc:creator>Arctic_Moomin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2012 18:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Having read this article the only feeling I have is that someone is really annoyed with this win. &quot; ...and we have to hope the Russians don’t win it. &quot; Yeah, keep on dreaming...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Having read this article the only feeling I have is that someone is really annoyed with this win. &#8221; &#8230;and we have to hope the Russians don’t win it. &#8221; Yeah, keep on dreaming&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Devils in the Details- 5/23/12: Delicious Overtime Pancakes Edition &#124; All New Jersey Devils News</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/05/22/alex-semin-injures-himself-with-his-own-gold-medal/#comment-28751</link>
		<dc:creator>Devils in the Details- 5/23/12: Delicious Overtime Pancakes Edition &#124; All New Jersey Devils News</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 18:48:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[...] Alex Semin draws blood after hitting himself with his own gold medal [Russian Machine] [...]]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Alex Semin draws blood after hitting himself with his own gold medal [Russian Machine] [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Puck Buddys</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/05/22/alex-semin-injures-himself-with-his-own-gold-medal/#comment-28762</link>
		<dc:creator>Puck Buddys</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 16:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Maybe Sasha has sensitive skin. ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maybe Sasha has sensitive skin. </p>
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		<title>By: PuckBuddyDoug</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/05/22/alex-semin-injures-himself-with-his-own-gold-medal/#comment-28754</link>
		<dc:creator>PuckBuddyDoug</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 12:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sasha = derp. That&#039;s our Sasha!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sasha = derp. That&#8217;s our Sasha!</p>
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		<title>By: scott</title>
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		<dc:creator>scott</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 04:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[He says it was the medal but really he high sticked himself in the offensive zone.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He says it was the medal but really he high sticked himself in the offensive zone.</p>
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		<title>By: Michelle Polk</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/05/22/alex-semin-injures-himself-with-his-own-gold-medal/#comment-28747</link>
		<dc:creator>Michelle Polk</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 03:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love when Varly FELL while holding the cup and Ovie helped him up...LMAO.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love when Varly FELL while holding the cup and Ovie helped him up&#8230;LMAO.</p>
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		<title>By: CaliJenna</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/05/22/alex-semin-injures-himself-with-his-own-gold-medal/#comment-28745</link>
		<dc:creator>CaliJenna</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 01:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Aw, Ovi and Semin help Varly up.  All to the strains of &quot;We are the Champions&quot;.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Aw, Ovi and Semin help Varly up.  All to the strains of &#8220;We are the Champions&#8221;.</p>
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