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	<title>Comments on: Karl Alzner&#8217;s Dogs Can Escape Crates</title>
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		<title>By: abrlcklnthewall</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/05/29/karl-alzners-dogs-can-escape-crates/#comment-30341</link>
		<dc:creator>abrlcklnthewall</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2012 18:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jumping off high places like that is terrible for those dogs.  Hopefully he gets a closed top crate for them so they don&#039;t get loose as much.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jumping off high places like that is terrible for those dogs.  Hopefully he gets a closed top crate for them so they don&#8217;t get loose as much.</p>
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		<title>By: DMV: Maryland&#8217;s Football Field Is Getting A Makeover &#124; Mr. Irrelevant, a D.C. Sports Blog by the Brothers Mottram</title>
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		<dc:creator>DMV: Maryland&#8217;s Football Field Is Getting A Makeover &#124; Mr. Irrelevant, a D.C. Sports Blog by the Brothers Mottram</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2012 13:55:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[...] Fun video of Karl Alzner&#8217;s dogs&#8217; great crate escape. [Russian Machine] [...]]]></description>
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		<title>By: Dark Stranger</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/05/29/karl-alzners-dogs-can-escape-crates/#comment-28836</link>
		<dc:creator>Dark Stranger</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2012 21:52:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[He&#039;s had Charlie and Murphy for awhile.  I think Duncan (the biggest of them) is a relatively recent acquisition -- as in just before the New Year.  ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He&#8217;s had Charlie and Murphy for awhile.  I think Duncan (the biggest of them) is a relatively recent acquisition &#8212; as in just before the New Year.  </p>
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		<title>By: Peter Hassett</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/05/29/karl-alzners-dogs-can-escape-crates/#comment-28834</link>
		<dc:creator>Peter Hassett</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2012 20:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[IT&#039;S MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, SILLY


GO READ A BOOK (about tv show theme songs)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>IT&#8217;S MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, SILLY</p>
<p>GO READ A BOOK (about tv show theme songs)</p>
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		<title>By: Christophe Itsweire</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/05/29/karl-alzners-dogs-can-escape-crates/#comment-28832</link>
		<dc:creator>Christophe Itsweire</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2012 18:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Damn, when I first read that I thought he had two dogs, one named Charlie Murphy and the other named Duncan. That would have been awesome.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Damn, when I first read that I thought he had two dogs, one named Charlie Murphy and the other named Duncan. That would have been awesome.</p>
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		<title>By: serpent</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/05/29/karl-alzners-dogs-can-escape-crates/#comment-28831</link>
		<dc:creator>serpent</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2012 17:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Those smart little guys might figure out how to get out of MSG in good shape.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Those smart little guys might figure out how to get out of MSG in good shape.</p>
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		<title>By: Jill</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/05/29/karl-alzners-dogs-can-escape-crates/#comment-28830</link>
		<dc:creator>Jill</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2012 17:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Love the James Bond music!  BTW, the original photo was taken after Game 3 (not 4)...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Love the James Bond music!  BTW, the original photo was taken after Game 3 (not 4)&#8230;</p>
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