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	<title>Comments on: Adam Oates Throws Out First Pitch at Nationals Game</title>
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	<description>A cheerfully demented Washington Capitals site with a healthy fixation on Alex Ovechkin and his Russian bros. CRASH THE NET!</description>
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		<title>By: Sgt. Hartman</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/07/06/adam-oates-throws-first-pitch-at-washington-nationals-game/#comment-29469</link>
		<dc:creator>Sgt. Hartman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jul 2012 13:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Good throw...and no &quot;mom&quot; jeans!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good throw&#8230;and no &#8220;mom&#8221; jeans!</p>
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		<title>By: Alfie Alexander</title>
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		<dc:creator>Alfie Alexander</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jul 2012 03:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was wondering this as well when it was posted on the Caps facebook page earlier today. If you watch the video above, you&#039;ll hear the announcer say &quot;....only Wayne Gretzky, Bobby Orr, and Mario Lemieux averaged more assists per game than Oates.&quot; The scoreboard was simply providing closed captioning and the photo just happened to catch the tail end of it.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was wondering this as well when it was posted on the Caps facebook page earlier today. If you watch the video above, you&#8217;ll hear the announcer say &#8220;&#8230;.only Wayne Gretzky, Bobby Orr, and Mario Lemieux averaged more assists per game than Oates.&#8221; The scoreboard was simply providing closed captioning and the photo just happened to catch the tail end of it.</p>
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		<title>By: Ben Reed</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ben Reed</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jul 2012 02:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Text scroll of the announcer saying &quot;Only Wayne Gretzky, Bobby Orr and Mario Lemieux averaged more assists per game.&quot; Obviously bad timing on the photo.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Text scroll of the announcer saying &#8220;Only Wayne Gretzky, Bobby Orr and Mario Lemieux averaged more assists per game.&#8221; Obviously bad timing on the photo.</p>
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		<title>By: smellypiratehooker</title>
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		<dc:creator>smellypiratehooker</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jul 2012 02:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Terrible timing on the photo, but it&#039;s the closed captioning of what the announcer was saying.  Watch the video and you&#039;ll catch it.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Terrible timing on the photo, but it&#8217;s the closed captioning of what the announcer was saying.  Watch the video and you&#8217;ll catch it.</p>
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		<title>By: Bryant Thomas</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/07/06/adam-oates-throws-first-pitch-at-washington-nationals-game/#comment-29460</link>
		<dc:creator>Bryant Thomas</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jul 2012 02:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[they were trying to throw him off his game so he would walk the batter.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>they were trying to throw him off his game so he would walk the batter.</p>
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		<title>By: Sandra Dee Lee</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/07/06/adam-oates-throws-first-pitch-at-washington-nationals-game/#comment-29459</link>
		<dc:creator>Sandra Dee Lee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jul 2012 00:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&quot;mario lemieux averaged more assists per game than oates&quot; .... are ... what?  What is that Nats scoreboard? ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;mario lemieux averaged more assists per game than oates&#8221; &#8230;. are &#8230; what?  What is that Nats scoreboard? </p>
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