Comments on: Willie the Dog Eats Slapshot, Feels Shame

By: Danielle

Danielle — Fri, 24 Aug 2012 19:51:00 +0000

Definitely a staged photo.

Alzner needs to put up his dogs with a sign “We trashed our dad’s house while he was involved in a triple-overtime playoff hockey game.”

By: Moira Donohue

Moira Donohue — Fri, 24 Aug 2012 12:11:00 +0000

I bought my dog a roadkill penguin for Christmas. Just sayin’.

By: Pat Magee

Pat Magee — Fri, 24 Aug 2012 02:46:00 +0000

All i want is the picture of Karl Alzner’s dogs with bow ties on. Seriously, it’s the greatest picture i’ve ever seen in my entire life. lol

By: Peter Hassett

Peter Hassett — Fri, 24 Aug 2012 02:28:00 +0000

Yeah.

This photo has clearly been staged. I doubt any real photographic evidence of the crime scene exists. With this much contamination, the chances of a cover up seem high.

The canine criminal justice system is totally effed.

By: Pete Chmielecki

Pete Chmielecki — Fri, 24 Aug 2012 02:25:00 +0000

That is way too neat for the dog to have done it. There would have been fuzz everywhere when he shook his head….