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File under fail. That is all. GIF by @broflacco, hat tip to Sarah Kogod.
File under fail. That is all. GIF by @broflacco, hat tip to Sarah Kogod.
When it comes to sports, Kayleigh and Nick have just one thing in common: the Washington Capitals. The Caps are the only…
Photo credit: Kyle Mace of Sweetest Hockey on Earth UPDATE: Jason Guarente of the Reading Eagles reports that Galiev is expected to…
Nicky celebrates his hat trick. (Photo credit: KHL.ru) Fresh off their week-long break for national team competition, Alex Ovechkin, Nicklas Backstsrom, and…
Before their game against Vityaz Chekhov, Dynamo Moscow's official Twitter posted a photo of Nicklas Backstrom's new #69 jersey lying neatly by his…
Nine years after Adam Oates hung up his skates, the Hockey Hall of Fame has finally inducted the former Washington Capitals captain. In…
By your powers combined... green hockey mullet! (Photo credit: Nathan Denette/Canadian Press) Busy weekend for Adam Oates. After co-coaching Hershey to a 2-1…
Photo via @Ovi8 Alex Ovechkin is already among the gr8est hockey-slash-rappers of all-time, but if he can team up with six-time Grammy…
Photo credit: Kyle Mace of Sweetest Hockey on Earth Because I'm an optimist, let's say there's an NHL season this year. As…
Caps prospect Patrick Wey (left) poses with the Lefty Smith - "Snooks" Kelley Memorial Trophy. (Photo credit: BC Eagles Facebook Page) On…
GIF created by flawlessrussians. Last summer, it was Fatgate. Slouchgate. Whatever. Rumors swirled that Alex Ovechkin had packed on a few pounds.…
Photo credit: aftonbladet-cdn.se In the seventh round of the 2012 NHL Draft, George McPhee found a diamond in the rough and selected…
That's the stuff right there. I was 13-years-old on June 4th, 1998, when Joe Juneau scored the biggest goal in Washington Capitals history, pushing…
As a reminder to all of you hooligans to vote today, we've unveiled a new t-shirt in our store. While we all…
Whatever you think of Bruce Boudreau, he will forever be a part of DC hockey lore. He transformed the Washington Capitals into…
"If your beard won't grow, you resort to other means. #Movember #Gunter" Translated by Jacob Ware. Growing a manly mustache can be…
D'aww. Look how proud he is. (Photo credit: hockeyallsvenskan.se) Last Tuesday, Washington Capitals forward Marcus Johansson signed a lockout contract with BIK…
Sean Avery is one of the biggest assholes in NHL history, but that doesn't mean he doesn't have a heart off the…
On Tuesday, Marcus Johansson became the sixth Washington Capital to sign in Europe, agreeing to a short-term contract with BIK Karlskoga of…
My favorite Caps player (okay, two-way tie with Chris Simon) Matt Bradley has found new hockey life with Finland's TuTo. Last time we…
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