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	<title>Comments on: The Washington Capitals Are Dead Last in the NHL</title>
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	<description>A cheerfully demented Washington Capitals site with a healthy fixation on Alex Ovechkin and his Russian bros. CRASH THE NET!</description>
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		<title>By: Freyja Carmine</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2013/02/06/the-washington-capitals-are-dead-last-in-the-nhl/#comment-32006</link>
		<dc:creator>Freyja Carmine</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2013 02:22:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A WITCH BURN HER BURN HER!!! she turned me into a newt]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A WITCH BURN HER BURN HER!!! she turned me into a newt</p>
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		<title>By: Ian Oland</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2013/02/06/the-washington-capitals-are-dead-last-in-the-nhl/#comment-31997</link>
		<dc:creator>Ian Oland</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2013 21:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#039;ve got Fedor Fedin in the pipeline. He will save the Caps.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We&#8217;ve got Fedor Fedin in the pipeline. He will save the Caps.</p>
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		<title>By: mucha563</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2013/02/06/the-washington-capitals-are-dead-last-in-the-nhl/#comment-31998</link>
		<dc:creator>mucha563</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2013 21:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I decided this year to cheer on two teams because I live in California and will not have the opportunity to see the Capitals this year, so I decided to cheer on the Ducks because I moved to Orange county and I like their coach ;) Luckily, I chose to do this before I looked at the standings last night and saw the Capitals in last place. I wanted to cry. I guess I will be wearing my new Ducks shirt a little more than rocking the red this season. Very sad!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I decided this year to cheer on two teams because I live in California and will not have the opportunity to see the Capitals this year, so I decided to cheer on the Ducks because I moved to Orange county and I like their coach <img src='http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' />  Luckily, I chose to do this before I looked at the standings last night and saw the Capitals in last place. I wanted to cry. I guess I will be wearing my new Ducks shirt a little more than rocking the red this season. Very sad!</p>
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		<title>By: Rhino40</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2013/02/06/the-washington-capitals-are-dead-last-in-the-nhl/#comment-31995</link>
		<dc:creator>Rhino40</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2013 20:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If she floats, then she is made of wood, and therefore....]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If she floats, then she is made of wood, and therefore&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: Mordy</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2013/02/06/the-washington-capitals-are-dead-last-in-the-nhl/#comment-31994</link>
		<dc:creator>Mordy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2013 20:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sasha is a traitor, or is Mcphee the traitor &gt;.&lt;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sasha is a traitor, or is Mcphee the traitor &gt;.&lt;</p>
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		<title>By: Mordy</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2013/02/06/the-washington-capitals-are-dead-last-in-the-nhl/#comment-31993</link>
		<dc:creator>Mordy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2013 20:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[true, I meant as a whole season :P It&#039;s better to stink the bed in a 48 game season for the fans and everyone compared to an 82 game season]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>true, I meant as a whole season <img src='http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' />  It&#8217;s better to stink the bed in a 48 game season for the fans and everyone compared to an 82 game season</p>
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		<title>By: Peter Hassett</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2013/02/06/the-washington-capitals-are-dead-last-in-the-nhl/#comment-31992</link>
		<dc:creator>Peter Hassett</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2013 20:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If they become a 500 team now, they&#039;ll have 21 wins on a 48 game season.

To become a 500 team by game 48, they&#039;ll have to win 58% of games from here on out-- and that probably still won&#039;t be enough in a conference-only season with 3-point games.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If they become a 500 team now, they&#8217;ll have 21 wins on a 48 game season.</p>
<p>To become a 500 team by game 48, they&#8217;ll have to win 58% of games from here on out&#8211; and that probably still won&#8217;t be enough in a conference-only season with 3-point games.</p>
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		<title>By: Mordy</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2013/02/06/the-washington-capitals-are-dead-last-in-the-nhl/#comment-31991</link>
		<dc:creator>Mordy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2013 20:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[they have to become a .500 team to at least make the playoffs. Right now they are .250.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>they have to become a .500 team to at least make the playoffs. Right now they are .250.</p>
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		<title>By: Mordy</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2013/02/06/the-washington-capitals-are-dead-last-in-the-nhl/#comment-31990</link>
		<dc:creator>Mordy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2013 20:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Valeri Nichushkin.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Valeri Nichushkin.</p>
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		<title>By: 20IS(still)GREAT</title>
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		<dc:creator>20IS(still)GREAT</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2013 20:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Silly math.  How dare you contradict the irrational disdain all those Caps fans had (and still seem to have) for Sasha Minor!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Silly math.  How dare you contradict the irrational disdain all those Caps fans had (and still seem to have) for Sasha Minor!</p>
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