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	<title>Comments on: Video: Alex Ovechkin Performs Trick Shot for Gillette, Scores Goal Through High Heels</title>
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	<description>A cheerfully demented Washington Capitals site with a healthy fixation on Alex Ovechkin and his Russian bros. CRASH THE NET!</description>
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		<title>By: Slava Malamud</title>
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		<dc:creator>Slava Malamud</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 16:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#039;d love a commercial with LeBron voiced by a random white dude. More specifically, a random Russian dude.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;d love a commercial with LeBron voiced by a random white dude. More specifically, a random Russian dude.</p>
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		<title>By: Slava Malamud</title>
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		<dc:creator>Slava Malamud</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 16:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fake shot, fake voice, even fake uniform (I know for a fact the Capitals wear something different), definitely fake boobs on at least 40% of the contingent. All fake.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fake shot, fake voice, even fake uniform (I know for a fact the Capitals wear something different), definitely fake boobs on at least 40% of the contingent. All fake.</p>
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		<title>By: Guest</title>
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		<dc:creator>Guest</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 16:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fake shot, fake voice, even fake uniform (I know for a fact the Capitals wear something different). All fake.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fake shot, fake voice, even fake uniform (I know for a fact the Capitals wear something different). All fake.</p>
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		<title>By: Eric Rigsby</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2013/02/24/video-alex-ovechkin-performs-trick-shot-for-gillette-scores-goal-through-high-heels/#comment-32718</link>
		<dc:creator>Eric Rigsby</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 15:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Where do I get a pair of those Gillette gloves?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Where do I get a pair of those Gillette gloves?</p>
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		<title>By: The Mole</title>
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		<dc:creator>The Mole</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 15:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think Gillette saw the Crosby commercials where he was sniping pucks at small inanimate objects and decided they could do one better starring Ovechkin and copious T&#039;n&#039;A.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think Gillette saw the Crosby commercials where he was sniping pucks at small inanimate objects and decided they could do one better starring Ovechkin and copious T&#8217;n'A.</p>
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		<title>By: Moira Donohue</title>
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		<dc:creator>Moira Donohue</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 12:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don&#039;t know or care if it&#039;s fake-it&#039;s SO ADORABLE!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t know or care if it&#8217;s fake-it&#8217;s SO ADORABLE!</p>
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		<title>By: Pat</title>
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		<dc:creator>Pat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 11:21:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#039;s definetly not his voice. I really do not and cannot understand why they are using someone elses voice??? Isn&#039;t Ovie the star here ? Imagine if they shot a commercial with oh lets say Lebron James and they used some random white guys voice.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s definetly not his voice. I really do not and cannot understand why they are using someone elses voice??? Isn&#8217;t Ovie the star here ? Imagine if they shot a commercial with oh lets say Lebron James and they used some random white guys voice.</p>
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		<title>By: Cesy Avon</title>
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		<dc:creator>Cesy Avon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 09:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I misread the title and assumed Ovi was wearing the heels in question :s Oh well, it&#039;s still a neat shot.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I misread the title and assumed Ovi was wearing the heels in question :s Oh well, it&#8217;s still a neat shot.</p>
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		<title>By: Ian Oland</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2013/02/24/video-alex-ovechkin-performs-trick-shot-for-gillette-scores-goal-through-high-heels/#comment-32708</link>
		<dc:creator>Ian Oland</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 08:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#039;m guessing no!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m guessing no!</p>
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		<title>By: Andrew</title>
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		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 07:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is that his voice...?!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is that his voice&#8230;?!</p>
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