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	<title>Comments on: Jeff Schultz to Sidney Crosby: &#8220;Hows The Wood Sid!&#8221; [sic]</title>
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	<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2013/03/18/jeff-schultz-to-sidney-crosby-hows-the-wood-sid-sic/</link>
	<description>A cheerfully demented Washington Capitals site with a healthy fixation on Alex Ovechkin and his Russian bros. CRASH THE NET!</description>
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		<title>By: Slapshot</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2013/03/18/jeff-schultz-to-sidney-crosby-hows-the-wood-sid-sic/#comment-33834</link>
		<dc:creator>Slapshot</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2013 22:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fail, on my behalf. This should be the &quot;you never go full retard&quot; clip. I feel like I&#039;m from Pittsburgh, my apologies (okay, maybe I don&#039;t feel like I&#039;m from Pittsburgh after all).]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fail, on my behalf. This should be the &#8220;you never go full retard&#8221; clip. I feel like I&#8217;m from Pittsburgh, my apologies (okay, maybe I don&#8217;t feel like I&#8217;m from Pittsburgh after all).</p>
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		<title>By: Slapshot</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2013/03/18/jeff-schultz-to-sidney-crosby-hows-the-wood-sid-sic/#comment-33833</link>
		<dc:creator>Slapshot</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2013 22:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A final PSA for all of our freinds from &quot;beautiful&quot; Western PA. Before you comment on your hockey team, please use rational thought and never ever.......
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0942385/]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A final PSA for all of our freinds from &#8220;beautiful&#8221; Western PA. Before you comment on your hockey team, please use rational thought and never ever&#8230;&#8230;.<br />
<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0942385/" rel="nofollow">http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0942385/</a></p>
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		<title>By: Slapshot</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2013/03/18/jeff-schultz-to-sidney-crosby-hows-the-wood-sid-sic/#comment-33831</link>
		<dc:creator>Slapshot</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2013 22:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For a member of a fan base that &quot;don&#039;t even sweat the Caps any longer&quot; you sure do find an ample amount of time and energy visiting a blog devoted to a player and a team that is allegedly beneath you. Can we assume by your Preparation H analogy that Ms. Crosby is considered to be a hemorrhoid on the ass of the NHL? Upon your return to Little Sid&#039;s neither region please remember to say &quot;hello&quot; to Mike Milbury. To spend this much time on the Pens second best player ( Malkin, being the top dog), is pointless.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For a member of a fan base that &#8220;don&#8217;t even sweat the Caps any longer&#8221; you sure do find an ample amount of time and energy visiting a blog devoted to a player and a team that is allegedly beneath you. Can we assume by your Preparation H analogy that Ms. Crosby is considered to be a hemorrhoid on the ass of the NHL? Upon your return to Little Sid&#8217;s neither region please remember to say &#8220;hello&#8221; to Mike Milbury. To spend this much time on the Pens second best player ( Malkin, being the top dog), is pointless.</p>
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		<title>By: Holy_Cal</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2013/03/18/jeff-schultz-to-sidney-crosby-hows-the-wood-sid-sic/#comment-33830</link>
		<dc:creator>Holy_Cal</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2013 21:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sounds about right. ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sounds about right. </p>
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		<title>By: Peter Hassett</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2013/03/18/jeff-schultz-to-sidney-crosby-hows-the-wood-sid-sic/#comment-33829</link>
		<dc:creator>Peter Hassett</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2013 21:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&quot;Who?&quot;   &lt;----- most common reaction upon reading this comment]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Who?&#8221;   &lt;&#8212;&#8211; most common reaction upon reading this comment</p>
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		<title>By: ThereWillBeBlood</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2013/03/18/jeff-schultz-to-sidney-crosby-hows-the-wood-sid-sic/#comment-33828</link>
		<dc:creator>ThereWillBeBlood</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2013 21:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[All you Pens fans are like this; arrogant pricks. No wonder you guys are the most hated team in the country. I can agree that the debate over 8 and 87 has dropped over the years, but let me remind you of something. Two years in a row the Pens have been knocked out of the playoffs in the first round, unlike the Caps who made it to the second round.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All you Pens fans are like this; arrogant pricks. No wonder you guys are the most hated team in the country. I can agree that the debate over 8 and 87 has dropped over the years, but let me remind you of something. Two years in a row the Pens have been knocked out of the playoffs in the first round, unlike the Caps who made it to the second round.</p>
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		<title>By: Holy_Cal</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2013/03/18/jeff-schultz-to-sidney-crosby-hows-the-wood-sid-sic/#comment-33827</link>
		<dc:creator>Holy_Cal</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2013 21:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[More than Tyler Sloan?!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>More than Tyler Sloan?!</p>
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		<title>By: BigRest</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2013/03/18/jeff-schultz-to-sidney-crosby-hows-the-wood-sid-sic/#comment-33826</link>
		<dc:creator>BigRest</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2013 21:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If anyone has their faces planted under the man&#039;s nuts, it&#039;s you people who look for any opportunity you can to be &quot;whiney&quot; haters.  Talk about &quot;butt hurt feelings&quot;.  Pens fans don&#039;t even sweat the Caps any longer.  The entire world stopped entertaining the thought if there were even a debate between 8 and 87, but you people behave like you&#039;re trying out for Preparation H sponsorships or something when it comes to Sid.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If anyone has their faces planted under the man&#8217;s nuts, it&#8217;s you people who look for any opportunity you can to be &#8220;whiney&#8221; haters.  Talk about &#8220;butt hurt feelings&#8221;.  Pens fans don&#8217;t even sweat the Caps any longer.  The entire world stopped entertaining the thought if there were even a debate between 8 and 87, but you people behave like you&#8217;re trying out for Preparation H sponsorships or something when it comes to Sid.</p>
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		<title>By: Sidewinder8</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2013/03/18/jeff-schultz-to-sidney-crosby-hows-the-wood-sid-sic/#comment-33816</link>
		<dc:creator>Sidewinder8</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2013 19:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mrs. Schultz? Is that you?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mrs. Schultz? Is that you?</p>
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		<title>By: Slapshot</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2013/03/18/jeff-schultz-to-sidney-crosby-hows-the-wood-sid-sic/#comment-33806</link>
		<dc:creator>Slapshot</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2013 17:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sort of like the Head Astrophysicist with self esteem issues who feels the need to defend his hurt feelings by stammering in middle of the janitors break room. Thanks for removing your head from Sid&#039;s crotch long enough to pontificate about our &quot;obsessions&quot;.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sort of like the Head Astrophysicist with self esteem issues who feels the need to defend his hurt feelings by stammering in middle of the janitors break room. Thanks for removing your head from Sid&#8217;s crotch long enough to pontificate about our &#8220;obsessions&#8221;.</p>
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