Mike Green’s Hair on Breakdown Day (Photo)


Photo via @raedanda

If you’re looking for a symbol that articulates the Washington Capitals 2012-13 season, look no further than Mike Green‘s hair on breakdown day. Green, looking as if he just rolled out of bed, sported a massive mohawk, every hair follicle seemingly unsure which direction it wanted to point towards. The mohawk then flowed tidily into a well-kempt beard.

While the Caps came up short, Green deserves all literal and figurative hair awards ever invented. From his lockout-beard to whatever this thing is, he is the unanimous Hair MVP of hockey.


Lockout beard (Photo credit: whatsupyasieve.com)

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  • http://www.facebook.com/joe.arvis Joe Arvis

    Greenie looked hung over after the game and the next morning. Maybe they all had a pre-Game 7 booze party? It sure looked like it on the rink, especially Erskine.

  • http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com Ian Oland

    Oh stop with this ish. Character assassination isn’t cool.

  • http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com Ian Oland

    That reminds me about one of my other favorite moments during the season http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2013/03/07/how-alex-ovechkin-got-that-crazy-hair-against-tampa/

  • http://www.facebook.com/joe.arvis Joe Arvis

    Sorry. As you can tell, I’m still bitter.

  • http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com Ian Oland
  • http://www.facebook.com/bagher BJ Ghassemieh

    at first I was like…

  • billiegirldmd

    Get over it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/joe.arvis Joe Arvis

    I’ll get over it when the puck drops for the 2013 season.

  • http://twitter.com/AmandaReportsDC Amanda Sansone

    Greenie looks like he’s trying to forget Sarah Marshall… I imagine him with a giant mixing bowl of only green fruit loops because according to this ancient edition of caps cribs, he prefers green foods… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIhfosni7b8

  • Hockeynightincanada

    I 98% approve of this post

  • http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com Ian Oland

    Here’s the side view of the hair from Chris

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=786803997 Scott DeGraw

    100% dedication….to his hair…