RMNB has hit the pageview bifecta today. First, news broke that Jeff Schultz will be bought out. Now, Maria Kirilenko has published a heavily filtered photo of Alex Ovechkin holding a cat.
It’s no Eli Manning holding a tiny bucket, but it’ll do. Ahh, summer content.
Photo via @mkirilenko
Why did I have to click the Eli link… WHY?!
CANNOT. RESIST. TINY. BUCKET.
I think you win some extra pageviews for that.
Ovi: Hello Mr Kitty, you play hockey?
Ovi: No? I eat you t’en!
Could that cat be the cat, Tayson, that they had acquired earlier?
That cat is on a leash. Is there *anything * that man can’t do?! I tried to pull that on my cat only once…..Never Again.
Not sure if Eli fat or bucket just really small.
Correction: “Hello Mr. Kitty, it’s Ovi from hockey.”
someone needs to photoshop Ovechkin checking that cat into the boards
Russian cats understand their place…
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