Photo via @kinseyjanke
There are a billion jokes around this topic (e.g. what will happen when San Jose and Carolina play next season?), but this is the best. Anytime you can stick it to ESPN (the network, not the Internet dweebs), the world becomes a brighter place.
Though sometimes we worry that these new snarkier team twitter accounts are boxing us bloggers out.
And now, for no apparent reason, more GIFs from Sharknado. Summertiiiiiiiiiiime and the living’s easy.
These Sharknado GIFs are also amazing.
Of course, ESPN would find a way to get so much WRONG if they showed hockey highlights, but it’s a nicer way of saying, look guys, you know fuck-all about hockey, so blow it out your butts.
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