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Last season, Mathieu Perreault made Washington Capitals shootout victories a bit more memorable with his bench freak-outs, which we dubbed the #PerryCelly. It became A Thing. A bit less known, however, was the knowledge the whole #PerryCelly thing came about because of Karl Alzner.

One night, Alzner and Perreault were watching the YouTubes, as humans are like to do. They came across Peter Dill, a basketball player for Seton Hall. Dill was not very good– he tallied just a single basket in two years playing for the school– but boy did he get excited when his team scored.

“The guy would just go crazy, pretend he had Thor’s Hammer and he’d be smashing the ground,” Alzner told Chris Gordon last season. “Perry, I could just see his eyes, like ‘this is awesome!’”

“We should do that after we win games,” Perreault responded.

Perreault followed through on this promise after a shootout win over the Sabres, shaking and woo-ing with both his gloves up. A few games after that, the Caps beat the Islanders and Perreault did it again. Karl Alzner joined in that time, doing some mimed archery from the bench. No one really noticed, so Alzner gave up trying to keep up with the more popular gesticulations of his tiny, French Canadian teammate.

On Tuesday night, Alzner tried again. Perreault was gone, traded to the Ducks before the season started. Someone had to continue the tradition.

After Martin Erat scored, giving the Capitals a 5-4 shootout win, Alzner extended his Bauer stick, reached for an imaginary bow behind his back, and fired at the TSN camera.

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GIF by Ian Oland

We call it the #AlzyCelly.

Watch the GIF closely. Jason Chimera gives Tom Wilson a shove of love. Steve Oleksy high-fives John Erskine. Poor Nate Schmidt has no idea what’s going on. Schmidt tries to hug Alzner, but no: Karl is very busy right now thank you. He is channeling his inner-Katniss Everdeen. Let him finish and he will get back to you.

Props to Karl Alzner for keeping the tradition going. Please give this story a bunch of attention so he keeps doing it forever.

Thanks to @AGallanzo for first noticing.

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  • Chris Cerullo

    I think the entire team needs to adopt this

  • Priscilla Villanueva

    Not sure if i should call him Robinhood or Legolas.

  • http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com Ian Oland

    He looks good in leather right?

  • Cole Judd

    joel ward is wearing his helmet backwards as a rally cap!!

  • http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com Ian Oland

    That is also tremendous. I didn’t notice that! Great catch!

  • Chris Cerullo

    Haha nice catch

  • Dale James

    HELL YEAAAAH DAWG! HAHAAHA

  • Pat Magee

    Chimmer’s love shove is hilarious! It makes me miss perry even moar though…..((((((((((((((((((((((

  • Anon y mous

    Clearly he’s channeling his inner Hawkeye. A more unsung hero that’s arguably the heart of the team behind his more flashy well known compatriots.

  • capitalsfan

    its actually Green Arrows victory scene from the video game “Injustice: Gods Among Us”

  • Andy Wallace

    This makes me tear up thinking of him continuing on a legacy

  • Yo8

    Hawkeye sucks just like Black widow and Loki and Captain America.

  • Kyle Mace

    Is Alzner playing an alternative version of the Blowdart game? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=The%20Blowdart%20Game

  • JenniferH

    This is awesome!! Go #AlzyCelly!!! So glad he is doing this. Hopefully he gets the props and keeps the tradition going. I am so thrilled that he pulled this out (literally and figuratively!) And that RMNB highlighted it. :D

  • remrats

    He probably also said “Merry Christmas”
    .

  • remrats

    This is Awesome and I hope Matti P sees this and smiles.

  • standarsh

    I’m becoming increasingly impressed by the RMNB photoshop department

  • http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com Ian Oland

    I’ve been kicking ass and taking names since late 2009.

  • http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com Ian Oland

    My man Andrew Gallant gets all the credit for pointing it out to us on Twitter!

  • CDizz

    and Jesus

  • seandlax9

    You really could have gone the Legolas route and saved us from Alzner with boobs. That will haunt my dreams.

  • Graham Dumas

    Oates in the background to Calle: Dude. Srsly.