Photo credit: @KarlAlzner
Okay I’m figuratively dying over here. This is amazing.
Aww too cute
That man can do it all, can’t he.
The pup in the back does not exactly look pleased about this.
is alzner’s non-dachshund also in costume?
I guess I’m gonna be that guy…
Where’s the ketchup, Karl? Everybody knows that mustard alone is not a suitable condiment for anything but a soft pretzel.
They are SO gonna tear up his house again!
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