Welp, can’t say I’ve ever seen this before.
Can the fans who Barch threw his tooth at please contact us ASAP?
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He actually didn’t throw the tooth, only pretended that he did.
Like Lecavelier before him, Barch learns that if you mess with the Caps, you go home with less teeth then you started with.
Like Lecavelier before him, Barch learns that if you want to mess with the Caps, you go home with less teeth than what you arrived with.
Friend of a friend caught the tooth. Working on them to get in contact with RMNB.
Wait… so he did actually throw the tooth?! Wow. That’s… that’s…. that’s in violation of good bloodborn pathogen health protocols.
Saw it all go down crazy! Here’s a photo of the tooth. It actually happen!
Cale, I sent you an email! Hit me up. Topher, make sure he responds to me. My email is email@example.com.
I have the tooth!!!
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