The Washington Capitals beat the Minnesota Wild 3-2 in the shootout and you know what that means: time for another #AlzyCelly. This time, brother, Alzner celebrates with all the Alznermaniacs by putting his hand to his ear and channeling his inner-Hulk Hogan.
That leaves me one question for you guys…
What chu gonna do when Karl Alzner runs wild on you? (GIF by welshhockeyfan)
At least he has the mo’ for it!
Always like watching the shootout celebrations. Comcast has to learn not to throw the logo graphic over Alzner doing work.
Leaving Alex Urbom very confused
he did this for ian. for sure.
I feel like Alznermaniacs needs to become a thing.
I know RIGHT
I need a lesson from Karl.
lol. he’s poking him as if to say…”dude. are you real?”
Let me tell you something brother! The AlzyCelly makes wish the Caps win every game on the shootout!
One more reason for me to wear the Alzy shirsey tomorrow!
Matching staches matching celebration! I love the AlzyCellys
I am appeased
I smell a new entry in the RMNB shirt store.
Did any of you see someone kick Wilson’s helmet across the ice after the gathering at center? Poor guy had to go play fetch.
Just about the only redemptive thing about the pure evil that is shootouts.
AlzyCellys 4 life.
You guys are the greatest blog on the planet!
Alzner almost never messes up. Thank you sir for carrying on Matty P’s legacelly.
what an interesting idea
Any time I see these posts, I really miss Matty P. It should be the #AlzyPeryCelly 🙁
I thought someone would finally understand it. Prop’s Peter.
Thor, Hawkeye, “Hulk”… Who’s excited for BLACK WIDOW!?
Hey they got the same mustache thing going on, maybe we could sign the Hulkster and put him on that 2nd line? I bet he could clear out the crease.
look out, brother
Volpatti sent his helmet down the ice after Erat knocked it off his head. This is the type of lighthearted rookie hazing that doesn’t lead to major psychological damage and leaving the team. Take note, Miami Dolphins.
Train, say your prayers, eat your vitamins, and CRASH THE NET!
I love you guys!!!! 🙂
You can’t wipe Caps Red out of your ledger.
Or “get outta my way. I’m trying to get on the ice.”
So I would buy this on a shirt. Twice. Just to make sure I had a backup.
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