Ovi is the best tweeter in town.
Apparently a deer tried to jump his fence last night. Ovi’s caption:
For all the other deer that want in my yard, use the gate please.!hahaha pic.twitter.com/7lq58jhDlj
I think that’s Ovi’s mom in a bathrobe inspecting the damage.
Ovi is the best. That is all. Carry on with your day.
Is he sure a car didn’t hit it? Lord that must have been a large deer.
So you’re telling me the day after his team defeats the “Wild” a roaming feral beast attacks his home?
NOT SUSPICIOUS AT ALL
so sick hahahaha ))))))))))
Awfully built fence, or gigantic deer?
There are tire marks leading straight to the fence. Metal bent inwards and buckled and no fur on the spikey things atop the fence. This thing was pulled down from the inside. Hmmmm. Did anyone say ballooning beltway conspiracy???
Clearly not a Russian gate.
Fantastic. Ovi’s mom in the housecoat and birkenstocks really makes it for me. But wow. I get dear in my backyard all the time (I have no fence though) and I had no idea they can do this kind of damage.
Looks like Ovie’s fence got freight trained!
I hope the deer is OK.
Ovi’s mom is probably making borscht with that deer right now.
You can see the blood on the fence.
Maybe the dumbest comment thread on RMNB yet
In Soviet Russia, fence knock down deer.
A little grammatical correction
“Cervidae” is the family name. Thus an individual deer would be a “cervid,” and the plural would be “cervids.” Just as we, Chimps, Gorillas, and Orangs are all “hominids.”
Sorry, for being a science nerd.
Wow, what’s the gate made of? maybe it was a moose…:)
HOW YOU KNOW IT WASN’T MULTIPLE DEERS?
I would ask for a refund on that fence. It didn’t do exactly what fences are suppose to do!
Maybe it was frustrated Alex-minor-hurricane who trying to come back and to have some conversation with other Alex.
Hopefully his car was parked in the driveway and his dashcam caught it.
Meteor jokes! YES! MORE PLS!
It was vodka. Nice try though
Then it would be “cervids” and not “cervidae.”
He gets another Hart!
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